I agree! We need 6786 posts in just a few hours :-(
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Yeah I can’t place that accent. Not sure where he is?!
It's realistic if he signs for Chelsea.
Still early in the day lads.. don't lose hope 
What's the actual deadline? 23:00?
Did we make sure the fax machine is working?
Did we make sure the fax machine is working?
Mmmm... This is where our true allegiances will be tested...
Get to 2000 as long as he joins Chelsea...? Tough...
Its getting near, its getting near
Nah feck that, I want Frenkie. The post count is secondary.
Frenkie is never going to happen, the post count, however.
7 hours remaining. Plenty of time. Murtough could visit 6 cities across Europe in that time.
Maybe he's grabbing his stuff to come to Manchester? Like a rain jacket.
Commiserations if you are signing Depay.
My sister’s dog’s grandma’s owner is an ITK and this is ON!!
Sounds a lot more reasonable a guy than the Twitter account gives off. I like him.
We’re not getting 2000 pages. Nope, not possible. Won’t happen, was never on.
Not at all, he’s better than a 37 year old Ronaldo.
Wont happen now, but winter/next summer for sure. This interest will persist for a bit, as long as he is on the market and not a starter for Barca
Where is Sergio Amara this year? He was all over the Sancho deal.
Is the fax working?
Mbappe from Paris? Bellingham from Dortmund? De Jong from Barca? Benzema from Madrid? Kimmich from Bayern and Son from Spurs? Sounds plausible.
He's still shite...Thank feck we aren't going there.
Big several hours.
He was ill according to his last update. Nice way for a ITK to kill an account
Don't say never dude.
Thread should *actually* be locked at midnight. No cheating.
We’re cutting this one fine.
Wasn’t he supposed to be somehow linked to Woodward? If that’s the case he lost his source.
Lack of energy in here, time to feed the muppets
What a sad thread. Didn’t end up getting the bozo 
Where there’s a will there’s a way. I’ve waisted my third post to say this - 2000 here we come. See you all tomorrow for Frenkie Friday
Confirmed genuine? He supposedly liked the Antony announcement too. If it’s for real then there’s something going on, or he’s a troll.
Lack of energy in here, time to feed the muppets
Pogba.
Why sad? If he doesn’t come we still had a great window.What a sad thread. Didn’t end up getting the bozo
Isn't this a double negative? so you mean do say never?
Not if everything was already agreed as we’ve been told several times over the past 2-3 months.
Deals been dead a long time, honestly I trust Romano 100% in transfers.What a sad thread. Didn’t end up getting the bozo
He has said for weeks that "The situation has not change-id for Frenkie" (the way he pronounces changed) for months now.
Other journos spout shit to try keep a saga going. I think he just displays facts as they are, it's dead and I think he will be forced out at some point in the next 12 months.
Frenkie will slowly come to terms with his predicament.
Assuming this is done, is it announced before the match tonight as a morale boost or after in case of a bad result?
You could have joined weeks ago, we would have been on 2000 pages. I will blame you..
Anyway, welcome muppet.
When is the reveal?
Depends on when the deal is agreed, which it won't be
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