Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[hellhunter]

Good lad.

He's a twat, to be fair

 

[Luffy]

Wow, VDV too is a muppet?

 

[charlenefan]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

surprised he didn't mention Maguire

 

[Teja]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

Always rated him

 

[ArjenIsM3]

He's a twat, to be fair

He often is. But in this case, good lad

 

[dwd]

Wow, VDV too is a muppet?

Yes, a very big one.

 

[TheReligion]

VdV very close friends with De Jong and his family

 

[Tavern in the town]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

Hates Maguire and now he’s pushing Frenkie to us. Closet United fan.

 

[hellhunter]

He often is. But in this case, good lad

Agreed, today we're friends

 

[GaryLifo]

Can this now be deemed as on like an early 80s video game character?

 

[bond19821982]

Benzema (Madrid)
Ozil (Madrid)
Khedira (Madrid)
Robben (Chelsea)
Hazard (Chelsea)
Moura (PSG)
Thiago (Bayern)
Torres (Liverpool)

just to name a few high profile players that we were linked up with prior to them ending up elsewhere. This exlcudes all the Sneijders and Sergio Ramos' of the world that ended up renewing with their then current clubs

Precisely the point. Players gets linked with big clubs all the time. It's not a stick to beat the club for not signing them. Every club will have a laundry list if you are going by media or agent talk.

 

[Berbaclass]

VdV very close friends with De Jong and his family

Really?

 

[bond19821982]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

What does that yellow with partial black color means ? Reliable but can be wrong at times ?

 

[Pickle85]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

The way he talks about himself you'd think he was class in the Prem. He was ok but not close to how he thinks of himself.

 

[Berbaclass]

What does that yellow with partial black color means ? Reliable but can be wrong at times ?

Tier 2 I believe.

 

[DevTheRed]

Done Dealio

Clutching at straws here

 

[TheReligion]

Really?

Very much so, Nigel has him over for Christmas and New Year without fail

 

[noelyman]

You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.

This is superb!! Everyone without kids thinking this is hyperbole everyone with kids knows that he's actually downplayed the mayhem FYI I just finished playing on the PS4 (aged 52) and logged on here to find out I need to stop playing games and grow up. Well Feck me!! I thought I was old enough already

 

[Berbaclass]

Very much so, Nigel has him over for Christmas and New Year without fail

 

[STYLOISRED]

Now for a Simon Stone tweet stating how negotiations are still ongoing but an agreement is still far off and the man utd hierarchy are still being cautious over DeJong's willingness to come here.

 

[Strats]

We have to remind ourselves that nothing is ever certain until the Jamaican delegation has had their word

 

[Teja]

You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.

This is poetry

 

[TheReligion]

Will he take the 21 or 6?

 

[Bratt]

What does that yellow with partial black color means ? Reliable but can be wrong at times ?

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

 

[TheReligion]

Proven sauces taste the best

Expect this to be done by Monday

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Will he take the 21 or 6?

He's going to take our hearts.

 

[bond19821982]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

Thanks mate. They could have just added 1,2 and 3 rating tiers. Instead they add a moon and try to overcomplicate.

 

[Conor]

The way he talks about himself you'd think he was class in the Prem. He was ok but not close to how he thinks of himself.

He was a quality player.

 

[Luffy]

Because Moonchester United.

 

[Judas]

Moons out.

 

[hellhunter]

Moons out.

That's a case for @giorno, right?

 

[Raven]

You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.

Your posts are consistently entertaining but this is a masterpiece.

 

[Speako]

Let’s hope Mikky wants to live in Manchester.

 

[Rolaholic]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

 

[Yagami]

Can this now be deemed as on like an early 80s video game character?

Not yet. We're in the 1990's stage. Diddy from Donkey Kong Country. We're almost at Donkey, though.

 

[Rolaholic]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

Good to know it's just Maguire he hates not United

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

Let's start working on his terrace chant, have to be ready for Monday's unveiling.

 

[Andrew7582]

You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.

Brilliant post sir

 

[Joseunited]

Tweet

— Twitter API (@user) date

Imminent in the world of Man United is around 4 weeks.

 

[Ted Lasso]

You need to grow up. I'm pretty much the same age because after 34 you might as well stop counting, and I play video games. Should I grow up? I don't work long hours at the business factory, literally ripping my remaining hair out because computer not worky worky, dealing with team members coming to me in tears because Mr Feckface - Director of Fecking Shit Up and External Comms - is fecking their shit up, only to come home to a house full of kids who need me to do everything except wipe their arses and sit watching some crap film about a dumb fish who lost his dad. Boo fecking hoo, feck that shit.

Once they've been herded one by one for their baths or showers and had their school clothes washed and pressed, finally going to sleep after spending the hours of 5:30-9:00 making more noise than Cina's mum during the last spin cycle of a 1600rpm cotton wash, I'm not going to sit and do something boring as shit like read an Avon brochure or find out how many capybaras are left in the wild. I'm pretending to be a fecking Thargoid destroying motherfecking Space Pirate, or building a dynasty made up entirely of inbred monks in CK3 before I invade France (because FECK. THEM.) or flying a tank through a helicopter just in time for Battlefield to lose its shitty connection again.

I'm in my mid 30s and approve this message.