Game Of Frauds

ROFLUTION

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Anderson = Hot Pie
 

Njord

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Darmian - Beric Dondarrion: should be gone every transfer window but somehow he's still around. Fecks up against City to deny Liverpool the title, and after fulfilling his destiny, will be gone this summer, for good.
 

Shane88

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The Hound - Roy Keane.

"Lots of people dance during goal celebrations."

"Aye. Lots of cnuts."
 

golden_blunder

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Martial - Ghost. Absolutely deadly at times but literally goes missing for large spells.

Sanchez - Oberyn. Skilful, masterful and yet somehow completely useless.

Mourinho - Joffrey. Whiney, manipulative, ungrateful

Ole - Tommen. Inexperienced. Having to manage a lot of conflicting powers. Potentially out of his depth

Herrera - Bronn. Skilled, prepared to fight dirty. Doesn’t think twice about changing sides for a bit more money

Lingard - the Night King. Waited for many seasons for him to take centre stage and when he did it was ultimately disappointing

Rashford - Rob Stark. Everyone thinks he is going to be the star man but might not end how we all hoped

Mata - cute, clever but only dangerous if he’s got 3 beasts ahead of him to do the damage

Lukaku- Wun Wun. Astonishing physical attributes but prone to losing 50-50s

Young - Davos. Has somehow survived season after season against all odds

Jones - one of the white walkers that walked straight into the fire and then laid face down in it. Any one of them

Fellaini - Tormund. Unfancied but good at the dirty stuff and at least provided a few laughs

Darmian - Bran. Can take multiple roles, senses danger but mostly sits around watching the shit hit the fan with a bad haircut

McTominay - Ygritte. From the north. The real north. Would run through a brick (or ice) wall for the cause but likely to be outmanoeuvred by someone half his size

Dalot - Walder Frey. Makes The Twins look defensively solid
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Valencia - Ricken. Only runs in straight lines, leading to him being caught

LVG - Ned Stark. Lost his head after a visit to the capital
 

Canagel

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City went without KdB all season, didn’t miss a beat. Pogba despite being the most productive in this team gets abuse for not being able to carry 10 other players.
Preach it brother.