Martial - Ghost. Absolutely deadly at times but literally goes missing for large spells.
Sanchez - Oberyn. Skilful, masterful and yet somehow completely useless.
Mourinho - Joffrey. Whiney, manipulative, ungrateful
Ole - Tommen. Inexperienced. Having to manage a lot of conflicting powers. Potentially out of his depth
Herrera - Bronn. Skilled, prepared to fight dirty. Doesn’t think twice about changing sides for a bit more money
Lingard - the Night King. Waited for many seasons for him to take centre stage and when he did it was ultimately disappointing
Rashford - Rob Stark. Everyone thinks he is going to be the star man but might not end how we all hoped
Mata - cute, clever but only dangerous if he’s got 3 beasts ahead of him to do the damage
Lukaku- Wun Wun. Astonishing physical attributes but prone to losing 50-50s
Young - Davos. Has somehow survived season after season against all odds
Jones - one of the white walkers that walked straight into the fire and then laid face down in it. Any one of them
Fellaini - Tormund. Unfancied but good at the dirty stuff and at least provided a few laughs
Darmian - Bran. Can take multiple roles, senses danger but mostly sits around watching the shit hit the fan with a bad haircut
McTominay - Ygritte. From the north. The real north. Would run through a brick (or ice) wall for the cause but likely to be outmanoeuvred by someone half his size
Dalot - Walder Frey. Makes The Twins look defensively solid