German Football 22/23 | 2. Bundesliga returns | Hamburg vs Schalke 20:30 |

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Rangnick, being the insufferable twat that he is, is personally taking credit for the existence of 50% of the players on the pitch
 

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It's great to have Rangnick on as a co commentator, this way he can just go into a two minute PR monologue about RB without having to rely on the reporters to set him up.
 

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What a game.. Bayern looking like Elversberg here, despite GI writing them off before the game.
 

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and when he's not lauding himself, the Swabian Captain Obvious is treating us to insights like "Leipzig should have defended better"
 

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Tedesco has mastered a great "I am pensive" facial expression though, to be fair
 

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This is embarrassing.

Bayern are so so so far ahead of RBL,

Another easy coast to the title ahead I fear for Bayern.
 

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It's taking the Chelsea fans surprisingly long today to remind everyone that Musiala did actually play in their academy.
 

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This is embarrassing.

Bayern are so so so far ahead of RBL,

Another easy coast to the title ahead I fear for Bayern.
At one point Bayern might have to drop a season in order to keep the Bundesliga relevant. Right now you watch to see who gets into Europe and who gets relegated. Bayern just gets crowned anyway.
 

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That sprint towards the box looked way too fast for Müller, I was a bit puzzled who it was at first :D
 

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Rangnick's punditry is up there with his work for United.
 

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I really like Bayerns squad. A good mixture of experience, youth, hard workers and talent. Some very good width aswell except for the striker position maybe.

And it always strikes me how calm Neuer is in goal. He's just impossible to stress. A keeper like him would transform our team, I believe.
 

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I really like Bayerns squad. A good mixture of experience, youth, hard workers and talent. Some very good width aswell except for the striker position maybe.

And it always strikes me how calm Neuer is in goal. He's just impossible to stress. A keeper like him would transform our team, I believe.
Strengthened very well in my opinion.
 

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I should have been careful what to wish for.. today's co-commenter on Ran is Ralf Rangnick *blerch*

I seriously can't imagine a worse person to have to listen to.
I'm sure as a Bayern fan you've spent lots of time listening to Uli Hoeneß and Rummenigge, you'll be fine ;)

Also, I find it just that Bayern fans have to listen to a biased commentator for a change ;)
 

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I came up with so many puns at half time, only to have Leipzig recycle momentum in the second half. It's not fair.

De Ligt and Maguire are the same person
De Ligt still has to learn how to effectively take out his team mates, but otherwise you're spot on.
 

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De Ligt has always been overrated. He looks the part but defends like a part time footballer.
 

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Did somebody say how far ahead Bayern were of Leipzig? Barely holding on for the last moments :lol:
 

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Once Leipzig get Werner back they'll be unstoppable.
 

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That was some expert trolling to get that free kick at the sideline. :D
 

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Saneeeeeeee :D

I was sure he'd fecked it up by taking too long, but he was cold as ice for the finish.
 

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Would have been funny if they had actually VAR'd that into a penalty for the 4:4 after Sane made it 5:3.