Has anyone else slid into the goalposts between their legs and now cant have kids?
If so you will agree with me, they should be softer.
If so you will agree with me, they should be softer.
Goalpost should be made out of rubber
- Thread starter Ajr
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They should remove goals entirely
Footballs should be made of foam
Make them out of jumpers.
Why even play in stadiums
I say go the other way and make them out of razors.
I object to any suggestion that goalposts be made out of condoms.
Yeah, and rubber should be made out of goalpost.
They should be made out of transparent plastic - cos funny
Not sure about rubber. Maybe wood? Is wood soft enough to preserve one’s wood?
Or maybe some kind of elastic to catapult the offending player back from whence they came at high velocity
They should be made out of a synthetic material. Coincidentally my factory happens to make that material, FIFA should sign an exclusive contract with me
No business plan and if this is all the detail you have for me on materials, I'm sorry *dramatic pause* but I'm out.
With the advances in technology, they should just be holograms.
Unless the rubber is hilariously elastic you're only really gonna decrease the pain by 5% 
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I think they should be made of breadsticks, so if you scissor into one at high speed it just snaps
Fair enough that you could just project them with strong light and they’d be very well visible for the players and audience
but what if the ball touches the laserGoalposts are fine. If anything, make the shorts out of rubber so players just bounce back off them when they're heading for a nut crusher.
Fair enough that you could just project them with strong light and they’d be very well visible for the players and audience
If the ball or anyone touch the laser they explode. We either go full batshit into techy football or not.
But then we would debate if it's in or not. They should be made out of puppies.
It should be made of invisible lasers, then we can just leave VAR to work out if it’s goal or not.
Should be made out of stripper poles - somewhere for subs to warm up too
This is what I was thinking when reading the title. Imagine the drama of being through on goal, the ball being smashed against the crossbar, ricocheting back into the other half and starting a counter.
Unless the rubber is hilariously elastic you're only really decrease the pain by 5%
Exactly, make them super elastic so that the ball can get cannoned off. Imagine hitting a shot so hard, it hits the post and stretches back and then gets launched up field. Could make the game a lot more exciting.
Lines on the pitch should be drawn with Nutellas too.
Indeed. And to prevent time-wasting from the team who is winning, the teams must not know if it was a goal or not. While there, the fans should not know it, in order to raise the suspense.
Then after ninety minutes, the result is declared. The winning team celebrates by saying 'shame shame shame' to the losing one.
Fair enough that you could just project them with strong light and they’d be very well visible for the players and audience
The ball would have to be made of a strong light projection as well so it can be simulated bouncing off the not-real goal posts.
Install rotating blades
Nothing wrong with goalposts as such, people should stop moving them.
Fair enough that you could just project them with strong light and they’d be very well visible for the players and audience
Ball can also be a laser projection.
And you get bonus points for hitting the woodwork with a ball (especially those top corners).
Ambitious but I like that.
As long as the testing takes place in Merseyside
Fontaine? Is that you?!
You probably want them made out of pickles you slut
Is it the same synthetic material that makes the giant dildo your username pays homage to? Is that what your factory does?
We also make glue!
I think everyone has got this wrong.
I think GoranIvanisevic is saying his balls should be softer.
I think GoranIvanisevic is saying his balls should be softer.
I just got chills. Say it again honey.Make the goals like american football posts no need for goalies anymore.