I must be imagining Chelsea winning the league last season then, unless you finished higher than first? In terms of playing quality it's obvious too. The title will end up at either of the Manchester clubs or at Chelsea. I, know it, you know it, everyone knows it.
Nah, not at all, you've been wildly successful, what with picking up your last major trophy - the league cup - just ten years ago, not counting the AIA cup in 2015 of course.
You're a naive little bunny if you think Kane cannot force through a move. Or are you telling me if Kane downed tools then Mr Levy, the man who would make a charity donation and expect change, would allow his contact to run down?