Hernandez chants

[Makki]

Hernandez's fecking magic, he came from Mexico
And when he came to Wembley, he said 'I'll have a go'"
He kicked it with his foot - it bounced in off his head
His name is Chicharito, and he's a fecking red!

(Cheers Dwayne).

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Hernandez's fecking magic, he came from Mexico
And when he came to Wembley, he said 'I'll have a go'"
He kicked it with his foot - it bounced in off his head
[suggestions for the last line?]

His name is Chicharito and he's a fecking red!

 

[madhed]

In the choon of Agadoo.


Cheee Chaaar eeee toe toe
5 foot nine from Mexico
Cheee Chaaar eee toe toe
He's got skill and he's not slow
On the left on the right
Jump up and down and to the knees
Kiss the shirt little Pea everything will be alright.

 

[Galactic]

In the choon of Agadoo.



Cheee Chaaar eeee toe toe
5 foot nine from Mexico
Cheee Chaaar eee toe toe
He's got skill and he's not slow
On the left on the right
Jump up and down and to the knees
Kiss the shirt little Pea everything will be alright.

again, this should be a song only for anderson.

 

[Talking Vulture]

In the choon of Agadoo.


Cheee Chaaar eeee toe toe
5 foot nine from Mexico
Cheee Chaaar eee toe toe
He's got skill and he's not slow
On the left on the right
Jump up and down and to the knees
Kiss the shirt little Pea everything will be alright.

This should be made a sticky as to why you shouldn't smoke crack and post on the Caf

 

[Maestro Minded]

To the window
To the wall
Chicharito's on the ball
To all these b*tches crawl
To all skeet skeet moth*rfeck*r
All skeet skeet god damn

To the chorus of "Lil Jon - Get Low"

:S

 

[madhed]

This should be made a sticky as to why you shouldn't smoke crack and post on the Caf

Bit harsh that werent it ?

 

[Talking Vulture]

Bit harsh that werent it ?

Harsh but fair :-)

 

[madhed]

I was talkin about the crack not you ya cnut

 

[Talking Vulture]

I was talkin about the crack not you ya cnut

Touché

Anyway, put down the pipe ffs

 

[madhed]

I was in the bastard bed mate and it took me at least 12 minutes to think that fecker through. Can you repost yours for me to ponder at ?

 

[Xander45]

That mexican tune i can't remember the name of:

El Chicharito, El Chicharito la la la la la la la la
El Chicharito, El Chicharito la la la la la la la la

The Mariachi tune:

Ohhhhhh, his name it is el chicharito,
He came from a place in mexico,
He scores goals with every pieceo,
His head or his feet or his arse.

There could even be a second verse of that just filled with na, na, na, na, na, na to the tune.

Still not great at this.

 

[Rahul]

To the tune of Chucklevision

Chi-chi-chicharito-chi-chicharito-chicha-chicharito

( da da da da da da-da-da )

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Chicharito, whoa-oh
Chicharito, whoa-oh
From Guadulajara
He'll feckin murder ya
Chicharito, whoa-oh
Chicharito, whoa-oh

 

[Mockney]

To the tune of Chucklevision

Chi-chi-chicharito-chi-chicharito-chicha-chicharito

( da da da da da da-da-da )

This

 

[MarylandMUFan]

His name is Chicharito and he's a fecking red!

Hernandez's fecking magic, he came from Mexico
And when he came to Wembley, he said 'I'll have a go'"
He kicked it with his foot - it bounced in off his head
[suggestions for the last line?]

I love it!

 

[Brocky]

'La Cucuracha' is the way forward imo. It's instantly recognisable.


He's Chicharito, El Chicharito
Javier from Mexico
He's Chicharito, our Chicharito
Little pea will score a goal

I've listened to this video twice and it's stuck in my head already.

The whole of OT shouting GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL when he scores would be class aswell.

 

[mlclauhk]

Only the first line but I'm hoping one of you can finish it off It's got a nice ring to it!

To the tune of chorus of "Fernando" by Abba.

There was something in that boy you see, said he, fergie, hernandez...

 

[Galactic]

(To the tune of MOTD)
His name is hernandez and he plays for the mighty reds,
He is called chicarito and he comes from mehico,
He will score tonnes of goals and you know that's true,
He will bang 'em left right and centre and Fergie will still not talk to the bbc.

 

[Dobba]

To the tune of Chucklevision

Chi-chi-chicharito-chi-chicharito-chicha-chicharito

( da da da da da da-da-da )

Love it.

 

[Member 39557]

Only the first line but I'm hoping one of you can finish it off It's got a nice ring to it!

To the tune of chorus of "Fernando" by Abba.

There was something in that boy you see, said he, fergie, hernandez...

I was thinking of this tune too.

There is something 'bout the way he scores, but not with whores, Hernandez
He'll be scoring goals for you and me, the little pea, Hernandez.

 

[MUFC07]

Just gonna stand there and watch him scooore
Well that's alright because he's El Chicharitoo

 

[The Taurean]

Just gonna stand there and watch him scooore
Well that's alright because he's El Chicharitoo

 

[BahamaRed]

ie. Solskjaer Chant

You are my Chico,
my Chicharito,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Chico away!

or

You are my Chico,
my Chicharito,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
The clouds are pouring,
you keep on scoring,
please don't take,
my Chico away!

These work.

 

[Point Prunier]

It's a bit sad we have to rob other players chants.

Smacks of Arsenal type behaviour

 

[Thoraximus]

Hernandez's fecking magic, he came from Mexico
And when he came to Wembley, he said 'I'll have a go'"
He kicked it with his foot - it bounced in off his head
[suggestions for the last line?]

His name is Chicharito and he's a fecking red!

This is my favourite by far, love it

 

[Wumminator]

We need a few festive themed songs.

Chicarito time
United playing fine
Scousers crying in their dole line
Just come to Old Trafford
To see javier shine
Chicarito leading the red line.

 

[Galactic]

Did any of you guys hear the Chicharito song written by some United fans before the Wigan game?

 

[Sassy Colin]

Has this been posted yet?


Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez has song released about him by salsa artist Choco Orta - Telegraph

 

[Red Defence]

It's a bit sad we have to rob other players chants.

Smacks of Arsenal type behaviour

Not to mention lack of imagination.