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Hernandez chants
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
by a country mile
Seriously, nothing?
Old El Paso is a branch of the American Betty Crocker company. Sorry for your loss.
BUt.. its mexican food. And burrito doesnt fit as nicely.
The sombrero would have sufficed.
He comes from Mexico
He wears a sombrero
Hernandez whoah
He wears a sombrero
Hernandez whoah
Fantastic!
Chicarito Chicarito
He's as quick as a mosquito
Whooooaaaaaa
He's as quick as a mosquito
Whooooaaaaaa
first song that popped in my head was Macarone by El Mudo but instead of "Macarone" it goes:
Chi-ca-ri-to, chi-ca-ri-to, chi-ca-ri-eto
It would hilarious if the entire stadium was doing the blablahblah part after he scored a goal.
Chi-ca-ri-to, chi-ca-ri-to, chi-ca-ri-eto
It would hilarious if the entire stadium was doing the blablahblah part after he scored a goal.
He doesn't need his chant.
Why the fcuk Evra, Rio, Valencia don't have one?
We bought Hernandez, but it doesn't mean we have to find a chant for him.
Why the fcuk Evra, Rio, Valencia don't have one?
We bought Hernandez, but it doesn't mean we have to find a chant for him.
We should definately sing this.
To the Keano's fecking Magic tune...
He came from sunny Mexico
Looked good on his Youtube
But his FM stats are shit
So put away the lube
He's wank on FIFA10
Doesn't get a spot on PES
Erm, what's his name again?
Something something Hernandez!
He came from sunny Mexico
Looked good on his Youtube
But his FM stats are shit
So put away the lube
He's wank on FIFA10
Doesn't get a spot on PES
Erm, what's his name again?
Something something Hernandez!
That is perfect!
Rio did but it doesn't get sung often, evra doesn't really fit a tune and same with Valencia, so it doesn't really matter now does it?
What is people's problem with posters having a bit of fun and making up a few songs? Do you think Evra or Ferdinand or whoever is offended that we're not making up songs for them? Like feck they are, give over.
Yes, it does.
It wasn't actually, i had to edit it before perfection could be achieved.
This guy needs a song.
Make it so, caftards.
Make it so, caftards.
Make it a good classy one too. It wil be heard around the world.
Saw my mate
the other day
said to me he's seen the Mexican Pele
so I asked who is he
goes by the name of Javier
Her-nandez, Chico
Her-nandez, Chico
goes by the name of Hernandez
the other day
said to me he's seen the Mexican Pele
so I asked who is he
goes by the name of Javier
Her-nandez, Chico
Her-nandez, Chico
goes by the name of Hernandez
To "La Cucaracha"
Oh Chicharito, oh Chicharito,
Oh you can't half score fecking goals
Oh Chicharito, oh Chicharito,
Scholsey likes Oba' in the hole!
I suppose the last line will be lost on those of you who did not follow today's match day thread.
Oh Chicharito, oh Chicharito,
Oh you can't half score fecking goals
Oh Chicharito, oh Chicharito,
Scholsey likes Oba' in the hole!
I suppose the last line will be lost on those of you who did not follow today's match day thread.
Chicharito's fast as lightning
Chicharito's red and white
He gets the ball & scores a goal
He's fecking dynamite.
Heard it on Youtube, I know the tune but don't know the name of the song.
Chicharito's red and white
He gets the ball & scores a goal
He's fecking dynamite.
Heard it on Youtube, I know the tune but don't know the name of the song.
Who needs Wayne Rooney,
He's our Little Pea,
He'll score against Man Shitty,
Just like he did Stoke City.
He's our Little Pea,
He'll score against Man Shitty,
Just like he did Stoke City.
To the tune of Lady Gaga, 'Alejandro':
We'll sing his name
He'll win the game, Chicharito
From Mexico
He'll score a goal, Chicharito
Scores with his right, scores with his left
Scores with the back of his headddd
We'll sing his name
He'll win the game, Chicharito
Chicharito
Chicharito
Chicha-chicha-rito
Chicha-chicha-rito
We'll sing his name
He'll win the game, Chicharito
From Mexico
He'll score a goal, Chicharito
Scores with his right, scores with his left
Scores with the back of his headddd
We'll sing his name
He'll win the game, Chicharito
Chicharito
Chicharito
Chicha-chicha-rito
Chicha-chicha-rito
Finally a reason for the existence of the Macarena.
Thats Rooney's song
I think we have a winner
from a mate:
Oh le le, Oh la la, Javier Hernandez na na na!
Oh le le, Oh la la, Javier Hernandez na na na!
Why not just Viva Hernandez to the tune of Ronaldo? why complicate these things.
We just need to teach 70k people spanish and that dance, easy.
To the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Onside, scores a goal, Viva La Chicharito
He strikes fear in your soul, Viva La Chicharito
His shirt is Devil Red, we brought him from Mexico
Javi Hernandez, Viva La Chicharito
Onside, scores a goal, Viva La Chicharito
He strikes fear in your soul, Viva La Chicharito
His shirt is Devil Red, we brought him from Mexico
Javi Hernandez, Viva La Chicharito
ie. Solskjaer Chant
You are my Chico,
my Chicharito,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Chico away!
or
You are my Chico,
my Chicharito,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
The clouds are pouring,
you keep on scoring,
please don't take,
my Chico away!
(if "rito" means pea, then you could replace the last line with that)
You are my Chico,
my Chicharito,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
Oh Alan Shearer,
was f*ckin dearer,
please don't take,
my Chico away!
or
You are my Chico,
my Chicharito,
You make me happy,
when skies are grey,
The clouds are pouring,
you keep on scoring,
please don't take,
my Chico away!
(if "rito" means pea, then you could replace the last line with that)
rito means little hence little pea
this...........
I like it, but change "Alan Shearer" to "David Villa" for example.
Chícharo means pea. Rito means nothing. The Alan Shearer reference in the Solskjaer song was because they were signed at the same time, a bit pointless in a song for a current player.
In this situation that line doesn't make sense, so i suggest this
And David Villa,
Was being queer.
Thinking of songs is not my strong point.