I was at a childrens party today so missed the game.....

[Transfer United Till I Die]

However I needed to go for a dump twice during the match. Taking the opportunity to keep up with the game on my phone it transpired that united scored a total of four goals today while I was on the toilet. This is the first time this has happened to me. That is all.

 

[gbgary]

twice?

 

[Bearded but no genius]

You went to the wrong party. Blackburn played like a bunch of schoolboys.

 

[Silva]

twice?

Apparently clowns hand out laxatives these days

 

[Transfer United Till I Die]

twice?

Hadn't been for a day or two. I was hit by a second wave.

 

[Sir A1ex]

Your story would seem fairly unremarkable, if only you had children.

 

[Kraftwerker]

Deserved to miss our best performance of the season for all the moaning you've done during other games.

Karma or something.

Please don't bother watching next week either.