the ball wouldn't have dared go inside the net
Go.
Go.
If Keane was here...
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None of our players would open any social media account, even club.
There would be no Prawn Sandwiches
None of our players would have played so bad first half or they would have been scared to go into changing room at half time.
He would have imploded by now and rendered his position untenable, after the Brighton or West Ham games at the latest, as he did following that 4-1 shambles against Middlesborough. His teammates would probably just be scared of him, his influence wouldn't even help much, as it didn't towards the end of his career.
I can remember him absolutely stinking out the place at OT in the champions league in one of his last games, like lukaku level bad from last night but with more effort, obviously.
I can remember him absolutely stinking out the place at OT in the champions league in one of his last games, like lukaku level bad from last night but with more effort, obviously.
The players would all be banned from Instagram and all social media.
I would actually like that.
I would actually like that.
feck me, this thread is made every few weeks.
No one would speak unless we won a game.
The traffic would have cleared off
That happened back when Keane first joined the club
You(as well as some other it seems) are missing the point of this thread.
He’d have punched Jose in his turtle neck.
Big Rom would weigh two stones less than he does now.
He'd be an absolute liability.
He'd rarely get the chance to do that lame rolly polly celebration.
Likewise. People seem to have forgotten this.
Anyway, the main problem last night wasn’t lack of effort. As it also hasn’t been for the last few games.
I remember him matching Gerrard blow for blow in his last United match.
Jose wouldn't have survived with such cowardly game plan.
it's everything, we put in effort but are easily disheartened, we lack quality compared to the best teams, we have no cohesion or pattern to our play. Players are under instruction to stop the opposition from playing, we would have needed a miracle to score against that Juve team.
Cnuts!
I just did this thread this morning!
Oh well!
If Keane was here, our players would need counselling.
I just did this thread this morning!
Oh well!
If Keane was here, our players would need counselling.
Peak Roy Keane 1996-2001 would be a dream
A world class midfielder who would give us 9/10 performances week in week out
And would probably eek out another 10% out of these snowflakes
A world class midfielder who would give us 9/10 performances week in week out
And would probably eek out another 10% out of these snowflakes
We'd be in exactly the same situation we're in now. He'd most likely have lost the plot and found himself thrown out again.
Not sure where this myth, that having a scary captain running the dressing room would actually help us came from. The game has changed and players have changed. Does anyone really think that social media is to blame for our current plight? Does anyone believe that every other club isn't exactly the same? You could argue about whether players are soft and too pampered now, but it doesn't stop other clubs and dressing rooms from functioning perfectly well.
Our manager is playing an outdated style of football and using out of date man management techniques, but the solution is to bring in a captain from the past who falls into the exact same category?
Not sure where this myth, that having a scary captain running the dressing room would actually help us came from. The game has changed and players have changed. Does anyone really think that social media is to blame for our current plight? Does anyone believe that every other club isn't exactly the same? You could argue about whether players are soft and too pampered now, but it doesn't stop other clubs and dressing rooms from functioning perfectly well.
Our manager is playing an outdated style of football and using out of date man management techniques, but the solution is to bring in a captain from the past who falls into the exact same category?
He’d have been sent off last night for decking one of his team mates...
Note to others, if you’re writing more than a sentence or two in reply to this thread you’re doing it wrong.
This is a tongue in cheek thread, don’t take it too seriously.
This is a tongue in cheek thread, don’t take it too seriously.
He's packing them in isn't he. Anderson levels!
He’d train his dogs to bite anyone that dabs.
Pogba would be bald.
You're taking this thread way too seriously
Beside you're missing the point of this thread
Trigs
Love this thread. Big thanks to OP. Some hilarious comments
He would no longer be wherever he was just a moment before.
I'm well aware this thread is tongue in cheek, but I've seen a lot of comments elsewhere which suggest some people seriously think it would change things. I just chose this one to reply to.You're taking this thread way too seriously
Beside you're missing the point of this thread
He would of got Triggs to hump the shit out of Atom and Humber.
I thought the title said if Kane was here
We'd be better off having him here than we would be with KeaneI thought the title said if Kane was here
He’d be in prison for multiple murders
If he were here we'd still have mars bars in the vending machines.
We really should have slapped the cash down in 2015
He would've fallen deeply in love with Zlatan.
Agreed. It's a great shame that the one player who is always able to provide leadership (Young) isn't very good.