I've uncelebrated Ole's goals.

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Some fans didn't celebrate his goals first time around knowing he'd screw United in the future. @rimaldo.

Why does he always smile?
Why did he send United to the lowest of the lows?
To top it off he's gone on holiday whilst we're suffering.
 

Deery

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I think he should give back whatever medals he’s won with United it’s just unacceptable behaviour from Ole..
 

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Is the United forum safe to go into yet?
 

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People smile because they're trying to hold it together internally. People smile because they're nervous.

People smile at funerals.
 

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It's funny that the people who cry about how negative the forum is towards Ole are sometimes the same people being rude and toxic towards members of the forum. Combine that with making a thread or two daily where the entire intent is to troll and I'd say they're a bigger problem.
 

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Some fans didn't celebrate his goals first time around knowing he'd screw United in the future. @rimaldo.

Why does he always smile?
Why did he send United to the lowest of the lows?
To top it off he's gone on holiday whilst we're suffering.
it’s an important first step. i remember that ‘99 final like it was 22 years ago. crying on the sofa, devouring a gallon tub of ice cream, just knowing what ole would do to the club after scoring that goal. i remember lamenting all the idiots who were celebrating. i remember saying to my dog “worst thing to ever happen to united, you’ll see.” and here we are. do you know which player once came off the bench in the premier league to score 4 goals in the same match? didn’t happen. do you know who put the ball in the german’s net? no one.

i wonder whose perch will go next? ferguson knocked liverpool off theirs, ole knocked us off ours.
 

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It's funny that the people who cry about how negative the forum is towards Ole are sometimes the same people being rude and toxic towards members of the forum. Combine that with making a thread or two daily where the entire intent is to troll and I'd say they're a bigger problem.
Funny but not surprising.
 

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It's funny that the people who cry about how negative the forum is towards Ole are sometimes the same people being rude and toxic towards members of the forum. Combine that with making a thread or two daily where the entire intent is to troll and I'd say they're a bigger problem.
Without this type of elitist mentality in the fan base, especially in the match going support we’d most likely be a lot better off, one could argue.
 

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it’s an important first step. i remember that ‘99 final like it was 22 years ago. crying on the sofa, devouring a gallon tub of ice cream, just knowing what ole would do to the club after scoring that goal. i remember lamenting all the idiots who were celebrating. i remember saying to my dog “worst thing to ever happen to united, you’ll see.” and here we are. do you know which player once came off the bench in the premier league to score 4 goals in the same match? didn’t happen. do you know who put the ball in the german’s net? no one.

i wonder whose perch will go next? ferguson knocked liverpool off theirs, ole knocked us off ours.


:lol:


 

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I've asked Google to remove all Ole related content from the internet. They've not replied yet but I'm hopeful of a positive response.
 

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It's funny that the people who cry about how negative the forum is towards Ole are sometimes the same people being rude and toxic towards members of the forum. Combine that with making a thread or two daily where the entire intent is to troll and I'd say they're a bigger problem.
#TopBantz
 

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I've just written to the Spanish consulate to explain that, by shouting 'Ole' at bullfights and stuff, they're unknowingly associating themselves with a toxic brand.

Again, I'm fairly assured of a positive response.
 

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Is everyone allowed to create shit threads or is it only the ones with Redcafe DNA?
 

Eckers99

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I've just tweeted Shakin Stevens to demand that the 'ole' in This Ole House be changed to 'old' with immediate effect.

Everyone needs to do their bit.
 

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anyone able to update his wiki?

Before he arrived in England, Solskjær played for Norwegian clubs Clausenengen and Molde. He joined Manchester United in 1996 for a transfer fee of £1.5 million. Nicknamed "the Baby-faced Assassin", he played 366 times for United, and scored 126 goals during a successful period for the club. He was regarded as a "super sub" for his knack of coming off the substitute bench to score late goals.
should become

before he arrived in england to ruin the greatest club side in history, solskjaer played for some no mark scandi clubs, no-cl ausenengen and mold. he never joined manchester united in 1996 for a waste of a transfer fee of £1.5 million. nicknamed "the baby-faced ass", he didn’t play 366 times for united, and certainly didn’t score 126 goals during a successful period for the club. he wasn’t regarded as a "super sub" for his knack of coming off the substitute bench to score late goals. the prick.
 

Spoony

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anyone able to update his wiki?



should become

before he arrived in england to ruin the greatest club side in history, solskjaer played for some no mark scandi clubs, no-cl ausenengen and mold. he never joined manchester united in 1996 for a waste of a transfer fee of £1.5 million. nicknamed "the baby-faced ass", he didn’t play 366 times for united, and certainly didn’t score 126 goals during a successful period for the club. he wasn’t regarded as a "super sub" for his knack of coming off the substitute bench to score late goals. the prick.

:lol:
 

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anyone able to update his wiki?



should become

before he arrived in england to ruin the greatest club side in history, solskjaer played for some no mark scandi clubs, no-cl ausenengen and mold. he never joined manchester united in 1996 for a waste of a transfer fee of £1.5 million. nicknamed "the baby-faced ass", he didn’t play 366 times for united, and certainly didn’t score 126 goals during a successful period for the club. he wasn’t regarded as a "super sub" for his knack of coming off the substitute bench to score late goals. the prick.
:lol:
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...&action=edit&editintro=Template:BLP_editintro
 

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I rang my dad in '99. Just called him and hung up on him instantly to make up for it.
 

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i heard ole spends a good portion of the united transfer kitty of fifa ultimate team packs and when woodward tells him off he refuses to empty his piss jars for a week.
 

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I had all the goals United have ever scored on my pc. I've recently deleted not only the goals scored under his management but also every goal scored when he was on the pitch as a player for us.
We didn't win against Bayern in Barcelona in my history book.
 

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Without this type of elitist mentality in the fan base, especially in the match going support we’d most likely be a lot better off, one could argue.
One could argue that a highly advanced race of Lizard men built the Pyramids but they'd be full of shit as well.
 

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One could argue that a highly advanced race of Lizard men built the Pyramids but they'd be full of shit as well.
let’s not start using threads created by redcafe intelligentsia to begin peddling crackpot theories like the pyramids weren’t built by lizard people.