Been full of shit all summer but muppets are still latching on to him.
Jadon Sancho| Staying at Dortmund for now
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
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Can someone confirm this? I got him as a confirmed starter according to the livescore app.
You do know illnesses aren’t terminal, right?
Dortmund tweet confirmed it?
The Dortmund tweet confirmed it.
It does when the club said he'd play today during the week...
I get the feeling news will break tonight that Dortmund accept a deal for him.
I was a believer even in the most miserable hours, but I’m afraid. What if the doubters win? Are we gonna be spanled and punished?
You really believe hes ill? Ha
Refused to play? He can't be that sick from cold to not even make the bench surely.
Meanwhile the Glazers & Ed
Loadsa loadsa loadsa
Money money money
Lance guitar
Loadsa loadsa loadsa
Money money money
Lance guitar
Just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in.
The feck are those squad numbers?
There’s no Roman Burki either, tbf.
More believable than us actually bidding, to be fair.
"Sancho neither on the pitch nor the bench for Dortmund. And it's not because he's sick. United have not given up."
True
Wasn’t the consensus that if anything was going to happen, it would have been yesterday?
Can't take anymore. Just end it already
Did saw it until now, thanks!
Yeah but isn't Sancho in the England squad? Why if he's ill?
So maybe that private jet last night really was sancho? You’d expect him to be on the bench at least if it was just a cold.
Lads, of course he's sick... sick of Zorc being a prat. Clearly pushing a move now 
Aww, get well soon mate!
If its respiratory then he isnt going near the England squad?
Plus do many players get called up when they havent recovered to play for a few matches? He isnt even deemed fit enough for the squad after all.
They did, didn't they! Hmmm. Interesting ....
HahahaCan't take anymore. Just end it already
He could recover by then. And yes they do, all the time.
Hell, he could be removed from the squad and replaced, it happens all the time.
Sancho's head is quite clearly somewhere else. No question about that.
Get your fookin cock out.Can't take anymore. Just end it already
No Berki either is the disappointing thing.
2 more days until muppets suicide or muppets wankfest
Not dead is he
Apparently he is shit and has been binned.
I know I’m a Chief muppet, but I’m telling you guys this is gonna happen! And I repeat, it will be the full asking price. Classic Woodward. He’s so consistent. I can’t wait for Monday.
After a quiet day of nothingness, looks like its back ON!
Honestly, I cant remember. Out for a few games, not deemed fit enough for the squad and still called up? Maybe if he was just getting over it Id understand but he literally isnt fit enough to be a sub if this were true.
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