Jeremy Menez loses an ear (graphic)
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Like a bossI never thought a ear injury would happen in football.
Hope it's not earreplaceble
Probably on purpose, the other guy seems a right cochlea.
Just another freak accident. Can't blame the other guy. He made a mistake. As they say
"To ear is human".
"To ear is human".
Not hard to drum up some sympathy for this kind of injury.
I hadn't even heard that he had moved to Bordeaux.
That's earhorrible.
All fun and games until someone loses an ear. Actually, that never happens.
Better than what I imagined before opening the thread. Thought some opposition player went into a rage and bit it or something
I could've bet my life that this would become a pun thread about 6 posts in.
Thankfully the injury isnt too sevear.
Poor Jearemy.
Cheers Geoff.
wtf is this?
Yeah it's eardisgusting. Am i doing it right?wtf is this?
Yes, it's earstomach-churning.
That's horribaural
I bet he hates looking in the mearror now.
Woah, wtf! That's a bad attempt at a joke right there
He'll be gutted about his impending surgery, he had a short break booked in Egypt to go and see the Suez ear canal.
...and with that one, I reckon it's time to abandon thread.
I bet you sat there for 20 minutes trying to make that fit and just went 'feck it' and pressed reply
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You've got it in oneI bet you sat there for 20 minutes trying to make that fit and just went 'feck it' and pressed reply
Aye, it's like Earvander Holyfield all over again.
This Guy Just Wanted to Play a Friendly Game of Football - You Won't Believe What Happened Next!
Don't need to shout, mate. We all heard you. Except for Jeremy over there.
Actually, I think it is pretty sever-ear.