Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink...

[T00lsh3d]

Good player with an absolute thunderbolt of a shot. He scored one of the best freekicks I've ever seen.

I may be misremembering, but did he have a reputation as a bit of an angry arsehole?

Yeah. Was also a target for an undercover reporter saying something along the lines of he’d take bribes to sign players (as a manager)

 

[Gringo]

Still had that little bit of magic in his locker towards the end of his career. Remember that fake shot and goal during his stint at Cardiff. Had thighs that rivalled Carlos.

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

I wish we had Sparky let alone Jimmy. I always thought we let Hughes go too soon.

Best volley I've ever seen

 

[thepolice123]

Had a rocket shot and was a treat from outside the box.

 

[Chief123]

Great player but my goodness he is so insufferable as a pundit. Offers absolutely feck all insight. States the obvious in everything and goes with whatever opinion is easiest.

 

[Ayoba]

I first remember watching him when he was at leeds, when I was a wee lad. What a player. It was years later I finally realised that he wasn't called Jimmy Van Floyd Hasselbank.

 

[awop]

Great player but my goodness he is so insufferable as a pundit. Offers absolutely feck all insight. States the obvious in everything and goes with whatever opinion is easiest.

I honestly think i'd rather watch Sturridge than listen to one more minute of JFH.

 

[Baneofthegame]

I honestly think i'd rather watch Sturridge than listen to one more minute of JFH.

Don’t go overboard.

 

[Chief123]

I honestly think i'd rather watch Sturridge than listen to one more minute of JFH.

I’ve never once heard him state something where you think “Ah, that’s a good analysis or good point he’s made”. Just the usual cliches and obvious narratives.

 

[awop]

Don’t go overboard.

I swear he's the only pundit that makes me instantly mute the sound, i can't take it, i'm weak.

 

[Gringo]

Checked his stats the other day as a player. Scored 20 something goals for Atleti and they were relegated

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

I honestly think i'd rather watch Sturridge than listen to one more minute of JFH.

Woah there!

 

[horsechoker]

I honestly think i'd rather watch Sturridge than listen to one more minute of JFH.

It's a shame he was assassinated

 

[Plastic Evra]

Checked his stats the other day as a player. Scored 20 something goals for Atleti and they were relegated

They won a title in 95/96 but kept sliding after that despite big signings (that often left a year later like Vieri). JFH was a pretty big deal.

 

[Pirlo'sBeard]

Stealing a living.

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

His English is better than Joe Cole's

 

[Hoof the ball]

I’ve never once heard him state something where you think “Ah, that’s a good analysis or good point he’s made”. Just the usual cliches and obvious narratives.

Yeah, of course. At the end of the day it's a game of two halves. It was fine margins and with a bit of luck could have gone either way.

 

[Loftus Road Lad]

Can't believe he was ever QPR manager. Listening to him you can see why he was such an awful failure. I'd love to know what the interview process was like

 

[Tom Van Persie]

Great player but my goodness he is so insufferable as a pundit. Offers absolutely feck all insight. States the obvious in everything and goes with whatever opinion is easiest.

He's been on Sky for years and I can't understand for the life of me why. He has literally nothing interesting to say and has never looked comfortable being a pundit.

 

[Dirty Schwein]

He was asked how Luton get back into the game at half time and he goes on to explain that Chelsea need to take more risks