"Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse"

[buildabonfire]

I love the pessimism of football fans. There's a few on here who could do with a similar reality check:

Was at the Wigan game on Boxing Day. Some old dear a couple of seats behind me, comes every few games but has obviously been around man and boy, comments when Scholsey gets hooked:

"Oh god, he must be injured. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse!"

Hold on love, I know you're ugly but as far as United are concerned:

1) We are top of the league
2) We have more goals than anyone else
3) We have conceded fewer goals than anyone else
4) We are 3-0 up!
5) So the chances are he's just being rested anyway...

Cheer up boys, it's not so bad.

(Although I do think Mourinho has a point when he says we could / should be further ahead!)

 

[Elizabeth]

I know what you mean,some young twat a couple of rows in front of me cheering everything like we had already won the league..tut tut!!!

 

[buildabonfire]

I see what you did there

 

[Ole_Gunnar]

Scholes gets injured = trophy stays at Stamford Bridge...

 

[Nem 7]

Moany bunch of cnuts we are.

 

[B Cantona]

Was at the Wigan game on Boxing Day. Some old dear a couple of seats behind me, comes every few games but has obviously been around man and boy, comments when Scholsey gets hooked:

"Oh god, he must be injured. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse!"

Maybe she'd had her house broken into earlier in the day and her cat kidnapped?

 

[the_j_man]

Maybe her love eggs had run out of batteries?