Kagawa songs!

[AARRONB06]

Post yours in here! Try and get one established

I just made this up having a laugh in work.

Kagawa, where ever you may be, we're that team that hates City, it could be worse, you could be a bitter, playing for them and slowly getting shitter!

 

[vuc]

Not sure of what exactly, but a song to the tune of 'Jesus Christ Superstar' would work well with Kagawa.

Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Came to Old Trafford with a Kagawa...

Carry on

 

[Cina]

Pointless thread. Best one ever was already posted.

teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa
hero on the half-turn
shinji kagawa!

we're the world's most fearsome fighting team (we're really hip!)
he's a hero on the half-turn and he's japanese (hey - get a grip!)
when the evil city attacks
this japanese boy don't cut them no slack!

teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa

sir alex taught them to be premier league (he's a radical rat!)
nemanja leads, mike phelan does the teas (that's a fact, jack!)
rafael is cool but crude (gimme a break!)
anderson is a party dude (party!)

teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa
teenage mutant shinji kagawa
hero on the half-turn
shinji kagawa!

 

[Nick 0208 Ldn]

I've got the "Is it Kagawa?" bit but no changed lyric before that. lol

 

[gooDevil]

Boo! Terrible effort from Rimaldo.

Plech, will you please come in here and set things straight.

I still sing your 'Anderson' song.

They should make him king of Heaven
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him king of Heaven
Anderson...
‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses
And he isn’t scared of crosses
Like the Virgin fecking Mary
And her son
(Anderson!)

 

[bbest]

konichi wa konichi wa kagawa
konichi wa konichi wa kagawa

our new no 7 new no 7 konbanwa!
our new no 7 new no 7 konbanwa!

 

[londonredmaniac]

I thought signing Shinji was a fairytale
Meant for someone else, we've no money.
There was just no value.
Or that's the way it seemed.
Hazard fecked us off for Chelsea.

Then we saw his face
Now I'm a believer
Finding lots of space.
Running down the line.

I'm in Love.
I'm a believer, he'll be scoring screamers
all of the time.

 

[londonredmaniac]

Shinji
Wherever you may be
You scoff raw fish in your own country
Except you don't
Cos it's not really raw.
The lemon you put on it cooks it a bit and it's a common misconception.

 

[rcoobc]

Where have all the signings gone?
And where's the market value?
Wheres is Eric Cantona?
And wheres the rising stars?
Isn't there a bright light upon some minor team?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream a muppets dream...

I need a Kagawa
I'm holding out for a Kagawa 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a Kagawa
I'm holding out for Kagawa 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

Summing like that..

 

[The White Pele]

When you're put through on goal
By the lad in the hole
That's Kagawa

 

[deltakaye]

Can't think of the lyrics right now, but it would be great terrace song if there was a Kagawa song based on 'Volare'

Kagawa... oh oh oh oh...

 

[Scholesgoals]

i'm a big fan of this one, (shouted in unison)

KA!....GA!.....WAAAAAAA!

 

[The White Pele]

To the tune of "Gay Bar"

YOU!
I want to sing about Kagawa
Get my thing out for Kagawa
I want to sing about Kagawa, gawa, gawa

Wow!
Let's start a war. Start a bidding war
For Kagawa, gawa, gawa

Now tell me do we, do we have any money?
Did we spend all our money?
On Kagawa, gawa, gawa

Wow!
You're a superstar, Shinji Kagawa
You're a superstar, Shinji Kagawa

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

I still think we can just slap a Viva Ronaldo on him...

He could single handedly resurrect the Viva Ronaldo style chant:

Shinji Kagawa
Shinji Kagawa
Watch him pull the strings
While United sings
Shinji Kagawa

Shinji Kagawa
Shinji Kagawa
He's not midfield steel
But it's a real good deal
Shinji Kagawa

Shinji Kagawa
Shinji Kagawa
Buy/Sell ratios?
feck off Ronaldo!
Shinji Kagawa

Shinji Kagawa
Shinji Kagawa
He comes from Japan
And he'll bang yer mam
Shinji Kagawa

 

[Man-United]

He scores when he wants, He scores when he wants
Shinji Kagawa, He scores when he wants

 

[JakeC]

shinji
wherever you may be
you scoff raw fish in your own country
except you don't
cos it's not really raw.
The lemon you put on it cooks it a bit and it's a common misconception.

:l

 

[RyanGoggs]

Sung to the Muppets Mahna Mahna :
Do do do do do de do do do do do do do do do
Kaga wawa
Do doo be-do-do
Kaga wawa
Do do-do do
Kaga wawa
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

Yes I'm putting no effort into this at all

 

[hungrywing]

I still think we can just slap a Viva Ronaldo on him...

Blame Canada comes to mind. Tricky one, though.

 

[Judge Red]

To the tune of Radio Ga Ga (you know where this is going...)

All we need is Shinji Kagawa
*clap*
Shinji Kagawa
*clap*

etc.

 

[The White Pele]

To the tune of Radio Gaga (you know where this is going...)

All we need is Shinji Kagawa
*clap*
Shinji Kagawa
*clap*

etc.

Yes. This.

 

[hungrywing]

Winner, methinks.

 

[Laphroaig]

 

[Vidic's Head]

Or, to the tune of the Owen Hargreaves song:

"Shinji Kagawa, you are the love of my life,
Shinji Kagawa, I'd let you shag my wife,"
etc. etc.

 

[Redfighter]

To the tune of Radio Ga Ga (you know where this is going...)

All we need is Shinji Kagawa
*clap*
Shinji Kagawa
*clap*

etc.

This

 

[McLovin]

Boo! Terrible effort from Rimaldo.

Plech, will you please come in here and set things straight.

I still sing your 'Anderson' song.

They should make him king of Heaven
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him king of Heaven
Anderson...
‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses
And he isn’t scared of crosses
Like the Virgin fecking Mary
And her son
(Anderson!)

This is freaky, as that song is still stuck in my head too.

Sometimes randomly during the day it'll just cross my mind '...like the virgin fecking mary and her son, Anderson!'

Goddamit Plech.

 

[Feeky Magee]

To the tune of Radio Ga Ga (you know where this is going...)

All we need is Shinji Kagawa
*clap*
Shinji Kagawa
*clap*

etc.

So good.

And after he scores:

"So Japaneasy, oh this is so Japaneasy"

 

[Wumminator]

To the tune of "Gimme Gimme Gimme"

Shinji Shinji Shinji Kaga-wa-aa
Won't someone help us pay our debts away
Shinji Shinji Shinji Kaga-wa-aa
Come to Old Trafford and watch him play

 

[Sir Matt]

To the tune of Radio Ga Ga (you know where this is going...)

All we need is Shinji Kagawa
*clap*
Shinji Kagawa
*clap*

etc.

Aaaaaaand we're done here. This song is fantastic.

 

[Cina]

To the tune of "Gimme Gimme Gimme"

Shinji Shinji Shinji Kaga-wa-aa
Won't someone help us pay our debts away
Shinji Shinji Shinji Kaga-wa-aa
Come to Old Trafford and watch him play

That's abysmal

 

[An Irish Red]

To the tune of Only fools and horses:

Where did he come from? It's no mystery
He trained in Japan with Mr Miyagi
He's the one... been pissing off John Kreese
Now he's over here... from the far east

Shinji Kagawa... na na na na na
Shinji Kagawa... na na na na na
Shinji Kagawa... na na na na na

He's japanese and he hates John Kreese.

 

[The Neviller]

Shinji
Wherever you may be
You scoff raw fish in your own country
Except you don't
Cos it's not really raw.
The lemon you put on it cooks it a bit and it's a common misconception.

 

[Badunk]

Simple ones are the best. Radio Gaga is fantastic

 

[mufcwarm92]

Viva Kagawa
Viva Kagawa
He loves little trees
Cos he's Japanese
Viva Kagawa

 

[gooDevil]

This is freaky, as that song is still stuck in my head too.

Sometimes randomly during the day it'll just cross my mind '...like the virgin fecking mary and her son, Anderson!'

Goddamit Plech.

Glad to know it infected someone else too! That was by far the best refrain, here's the rest for anyone who cares!

Spoiler

They should make him the Prime Minister
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him the Prime Minister
Anderson...
‘Cos the boy’s got football mastered
And he’s not an evil bastard,
Like Maggie fecking Thatcher
And her son
(Anderson!)

They should make him king of England
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him king of England
Anderson...
‘Cos the ball sticks to his bootlace
And he’s not a total fruitcake
Like Lizzy fecking Windsor
And her son
(Anderson!)

They should make him king of Heaven
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him king of Heaven
Anderson...
‘Cos the whole midfield he bosses
And he isn’t scared of crosses
Like the Virgin fecking Mary
And her son
(Anderson!)

They should make him tackle street-crime
Anderson, Anderson,
They should make him tackle street-crime
Anderson...
‘Cos he tackles just like Pally
And he’s not a theiving scally
Like Mrs. fecking Gerrard
And her son
(Anderson!)

 

[dinners85]

I fear a remix of any of the various 'Cantona' or 'Eric Cantona' chants. Perfect fit.

 

[True Treble Reds]

Simple ones are the best. Radio Gaga is fantastic

Yep, that's the winner... Be brilliant if the Stretty all clapped in unison, too.

 

[Plechazunga]

Viva Kagawa
Viva Kagawa
He loves little trees
Cos he's Japanese
Viva Kagawa

Cheers for the props, goo and McLovin, and well remembered!

To the tune of Daisy Daisy:

Shinji, Shinji,
17 mil's no steal,
But why be stingy,
If you're the real deal?
You hardly cost a barrel
You're half the price of Carroll -
The Scouse got done
It's endless fun
Like clubbing a baby seal.

Shinji, Shinji
Do you play centre mid?
It sounds whingy,
But we all wish you did:
A knock to Scholes or Carrick,
And soon we start to panic -
Cos Clev's a crock
And Fletch shits rock,
And Juve have nicked the kid.

 

[True Treble Reds]

 

[The Neviller]

Cheers for the props, goo and McLovin, and well remembered!

To the tune of Daisy Daisy:

Shinji, Shinji,
17 mil's no steal,
But why be stingy,
If you're the real deal?
You hardly cost a barrel
You're half the price of Carroll -
The Scouse got done
It's endless fun
Like clubbing a baby seal.

Shinji, Shinji
Do you play centre mid?
It sounds whingy,
But we all wish you did:
A knock to Scholes or Carrick,
And soon we start to panic -
Cos Clev's a crock
And Fletch shits rock,
And Juve have nicked the kid.

I'm not sure you understand the symptoms of ulcerative colitis.

 

[vuc]

Viva Kagawa
Viva Kagawa
He loves little trees
Cos he's Japanese
Viva Kagawa