Karl Pilkington: Supporting United is like having a tortoise as a pet
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Ah even comedians too. This club's turned into a fecking meme.
Jose he's done you again!
Play a record.
Play a record.
Got his new show on at the moment and it is absolute fecking shite.
Thing is,that is exactly how I feel nowadays,to a tee. Its an obligation rather than enjoyable task.
I'm sure most of the United fans on this website wish they could switch to City too Karl (Well, those who haven't already).
If you can't support us when were losing you shouldn't support us when we are winning.
Congress Tart!
Actual footage of the moment he saw Phil Jones stepping up for a penalty
I wonder if the lads with big heads and webbed hands could form a decent centre-back partnership.
I feel all warm when I happen upon other people that get these in-jokes.
Turns out, little monkey fella was managing United all along.
Great analogy.
FFS
"If it turns out just one United employee is a monkey, you're never doing radio again"
I was in Texas the other week, I fell over and landed on my knees in a puddle.
Our kid isn’t wrong.
Our kid isn’t wrong.
Don't. Talk. Shit.
PS. Loving the fact that we have so many XFM Podcast listeners. Absolute genius. I can't sleep without a dose of it.
I am actually listening to an XFM show at the moment when this thread popped up. He's talking about the little fellas in wheelchairs at Wimbledon. HIT IT, NET.
I can't trust a Mancunian that changed allegiances as an adult
I like the analogy, but he switched from City to United in the 90's, when he was in his 20's. That doesn't sit well with me at all. Now he wishes he could switch back. Just a gloryhunter then...
Is it bad that I don't know who he is?
Bloke from Manchester, went a bit balder than the rest, got a job on radio.
That's actually pretty much my feeling ever since LVG second season.
Not really if your from Norway. Got famous appearing on Ricky Gervais's radio show by being a funny miserable bastard. Did a show where Ricky sent him around the world putting him in situations to piss him off. Funny guy who made the most out of his luck.
Yep. Forgot what good football really looked like.That's actually pretty much my feeling ever since LVG second season.
I envy you.
It's a sign of the times when we can't even entertain a bloke who's lifelong ambition has always been to kick a duck up the arse.
I like it.
I heard Jose pulled over the team bus after the game and put him in a wheelie bin.Actual footage of the moment he saw Phil Jones stepping up for a penalty
One of 'em was causin' problems...
I think Woody needs to send him a word of warning about where his loyalties lie, in a firm letter addressed to Mr. K. Dilkington.
It's a good analogy but I still end up watching.
Surprisingly accurate
It's been that way for a few years now. Ah well. It'll make the good times all the sweeter when they come around again.
Watch out for Jose to fire back at his press conference 
Yeah. But I mean, we're talking about a man who sits in his garden and watches himself drool to find out if he'll run out of saliva. You'd figure he had the patience to watch us.
I remember he said he doesn't care about football that much because he gets annoyed easily and its nothing he really can do to change what upsets him, so why care? And I agree with him to a degree there, personally. However...
He also believes a seal is a mix between a fish and a dog.
Watch this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Idiot_Abroad
It's quite funny. A travel show with a guy that doesn't like travelling (and he is right most of the time!).
Why don't they just play swing ball?
I am actually listening to an XFM show at the moment when this thread popped up. He's talking about the little fellas in wheelchairs at Wimbledon. HIT IT, NET.