lets all laugh at Liverpool...in rhyme

golden_blunder

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scousers were you watching?
Paul scholes he was boxing
we came to your place
and laughed in your face
walking in a winners wonderland
 
Shit flingers,
are you listening..

At your place,
we're a winning

we're walkin along
singing our song

Walking in an O'shea wonderland
 
Your dirty tackles, you tried to cheat us
You filthy cnuts, will never beat us
We done you at home, we done you away
and now we'll get our trophy back in May
 
77 said:
Your dirty tackles, you tried to cheat us
You filthy cnuts, will never beat us
We done you at home, we done you away
and now we'll get our trophy back in May

in may?

we will win it in april :D:D
 
oh you silly scoursers,
only there to make up the numbers,
thinking you had United on the ropes,
only for O'Shea to dash your hopes.

Oh you silly scousers,
always imagine you are bigger,
once again playing into our hands,
as we show United are still the biggest in the LAND.
 
April doesnt rhyme with 'away' though, otherwise...
 
Professor Percival Egg said:
Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell
United, Tottenham, Arsenal
Watch my lips, and I will spell
'cause they don't just play, but they can rap aswell

classic song that
 
O'shea scored the goal,
So shove your team up your hole,
Cause you are crap,
You're team went for a nap,
And we are walking in a 12 point wonderland.

Your team got beat,
Even though the refs a cheat,
He gave us no pen,
And sent Scholesy off then,
But we still won in Oshea's wonderland.

So wave the title bye-bye,
Come on scousers, don't cry,
Cause we are too great,
Our win was just fate,
We'll win the prem in the wonderland.
 
Beating Barca left you feelin'
Like United would be beatin'

Gerrard vowed not to rest,
until United he would best.

Benitez and his Rafalution,
Bellamy wishing absolution,

But the best of Liverpool
was crushed by a late goal

The Luck of the Irish,
Gave Scousers anguish,

When John O'Shea,
made Liverpool pay

At Scouse Anfield the Visitors recited
Champions United! Champions United!