Proposition Joe had a similar style at some point during The Wire. Smalling is a good bit slimmer than Prop Joe, obviously....
Let's talk about Smalling's magnificent hair
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It's Mike! Didn't you see the goal, he is back
Takes me back.
Back??It's Mike! Didn't you see the goal, he is back
He had a good season last season. Was our best centre-back
He's been one of the first names on the teamsheet these last 3/4 years
He deserves respect
Just heard that on MUTV.
The fact Maguire is in that England team because he can supposedly play out from the back. Well Smalling can actually defend.
So can maguire
I mean its an objectively bad haircut; but I like it!
Exactly what I said to the missus when I first saw it!
A Benjamin Button situation right there. Mature performance but a childish hairdo.
Acceptable hairstyles for black men in the eyes of white people:
Shaved
Short
A 'hilarious' afro
That's pretty much it.
Shaved
Short
A 'hilarious' afro
That's pretty much it.
What’s there not to like? Goes well with his face. Edgy and upbeat. Scored a cracker to top it off. Mike’s the man.
Always laugh when pre historic uncles have issues.
Always laugh when pre historic uncles have issues.
Yes, just badly.
Abysmal. Totally abysmal.
Ol' Dirty Smalling
Loving the array of "style" kings we have on redcafe
I’m white and I have to admit that the acceptable hair cut for black men is a constant topic down the dog and gun.
Anyone who doesn't like it are just jealous that they couldn't pull it off.
As a white person, on behalf of the rest of us I can say that we think those are the only acceptable hairstyles for men of any race.
Yes! Anything other than short back and sides and you've got a shit haircut.
Not enough pictures in here of the new style in action.
About that .
Did you see did you see them leak 4 vs Bournemouth?
If it makes him Mike Smalldini again I couldn't care less.
That’s exactly who’s hair he’s got
I pull it off all the time.
But yeah, dreads/twists always look ridiculous before they've grown.
As a middle aged white guy, i wouldn't dare try it for fear of looking like Drexel from true romance....
I think he looks lovely.
Pretty hideous.
I missed the match. Can't believe there are no pics ffs.
Same thing he's had all season, but because it's getting longer it's getting more obvious.
Just watched the goals, reckon it'll look better when it grows.
Hell of a volley though.
Totally agree.
I don't think any of our defenders are as good as him in the air and dealing with one v ones.
His passing is a mystery to me. Under SAF I didn't notice it being poor, so I put it down to the Moyes effect (Kagawa, Smalling and Zaha are players I believe lost a lot of confidence during Moyes' time in charge).
Can't remember noticing til today though tbh.
I subscribe to the Arnold J Rimmer school of thought on haircuts and wish the club could legally enforce crew cuts all round.
Looks great
I like it
Looks like he got his hair stuck in his smoothie blender, but hey.. that shit can happen...