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Jerzy Dudek
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Liverpool....
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin"
SKY SPORTS BREAKINGS NEWS:
Liverpool football club have announced that next year's shirt sponsor will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said, "To sponsor a bunch of cnuts going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about."
Rafa benitez, seeking advice and guidance to help him and his club through difficult times, decides to visit a priest.
On entering the church he sees there is a queue so waits in line patiently.
Nervously approaching the front, Rafa wonders what exactly he should ask for, drifting off in a daydream of titles and trophies, he is summoned by the priest. Inviting Rafa over, the priest tells him "come forth my son".
To which the deluded Spaniard replies "I would settle for seventh father"
Link?Scientists have confirmed that the dust cloud that has grounded all UK aircraft is not from the volcano in Iceland as originally believed. Investigations have shown that cleaners have been dusting the trophy cabinet at the Liverpool stadium
Fail.Scientists have confirmed that the dust cloud that has grounded all UK aircraft is not from the volcano in Iceland as originally believed. Investigations have shown that cleaners have been dusting the trophy cabinet at the Liverpool stadium
Fail. He meant it hasn't been used in a long time.Fail.
It's fuller than yours.
I assume you're counting League Cups these days.
And you're trying to tell me you aren't?Fail.
It's fuller than yours.
I assume you're counting League Cups these days.
Why do pigeons fly upside down in Liverpool?
Because there's nothing worth shitting on.
What's long, scouse and goes round corners?
The dole queue.
What do you call a scouser in a white shellsuit?
The bride.
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The defendant.
What does a Liverpool fan do after watching his team win the Premiership?
Turns his Playstation off and gets into bed with his sister.