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LVG's FC Midtjylland Press Conference - 15.30 GMT
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News on BBC that De Gea, Smalling, C B Jo and Will Keane were missing from training. That looks ominous for us!!! 
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FFS, Smalling too?!News on BBC that De Gea, Smalling, C B Jo and Will Keane were missing from training. That looks ominous for us!!!
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Chuffed to see Valencia back.
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As opposed to what?!
That's brilliant... More injuries, very little positive news.
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"We'll start out with the players I think are shite *get your kit ready Ander*, then if we're loosing I'll put on progressively less shite players and after 3 subs we should be average enough to win, maybe."
Van Gaal with some unusual instructions for his players - says he wants to see they are all "horny" tomorrow night
Alright Louis.
Alright Louis.
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"I'm horny, ...horny horny horny" blasting from the dressing room before kick off.
I really hope so. Defensive injuries this season have been a joke.
They should all be pointing in the right direction
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These foreign sorts don't like it up 'em.
Reporter asks LVG whether MidgetLand is a team United should be expecting to beat with the quality they have.
LVG: No, ML are a very good team and have a lot of qualities.
I think someone needs to remind him that ML came off a 2 month lay off and have been piss poor in the Danish league. Of course United should be beating them.
LVG: No, ML are a very good team and have a lot of qualities.
I think someone needs to remind him that ML came off a 2 month lay off and have been piss poor in the Danish league. Of course United should be beating them.
LOL @ the horny. absolutely hilarious stuff.
That's a more diplomatic response. He obviously knows, everybody knows, we should be beating Midgetland but he can't say that in press conference. Then there will be all 'disrespecting' opposition direction it can take.Reporter asks LVG whether MidgetLand is a team United should be expecting to beat with the quality they have.
LVG: No, ML are a very good team and have a lot of qualities.
I think someone needs to remind him that ML came off a 2 month lay off and have been piss poor in the Danish league. Of course United should be beating them.
Romero to let a few in tomorrow as he's too busy tossing off
Just shows that he doesn't take any team for granted.
He's dined out on the Shrewsbury performance throughout this press conference, mentioned how United showed fight in that game and used that result as an example 3 or 4 times.
Say "we showed against Shrewsbury Town" one more time Luis... I dare you! 
Is this absolute clown seriously using that as a barometer of success?!?!
Good god I hate that man.
Is this absolute clown seriously using that as a barometer of success?!?!
Good god I hate that man.
off course he can. He could say, no disrespect to ML but Manchester United would be expected to win this tie to progress further in the EL"
Welp... In other news.
Legend
DDG will miss the game according to SSN.
We've got Arsenal on Sunday. I'd imagine the question was something along the lines of "will you have one eye on the weekends game?"
Horny ffs
Great to see Rojo coming back to fitness.
But making players horny?? Doesn't he know that giving players Viagra before the game is illegal in football?
But making players horny?? Doesn't he know that giving players Viagra before the game is illegal in football?
Horny? Does he want us to literally feck Midgetland over?
Be great to see them all running around with little tents in their shorts
Tomorrow instead of This is the One...
Oh god I miss Fergie's press con
He's provided some absolutely class press conferences, nothing will beat "enjoy the wine and a mince pie" though