FFS, even better on video.
Juan's reaction
Juan's reaction
LVG's FC Midtjylland Press Conference - 15.30 GMT
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FFS, even better on video.
Juan's reaction
The speed increase of the cameras the moment he said it.
Maybe thats why we are playing bad, the players are too busy having sex and are too tired for the games
FFS, even better on video.
Juan's reaction
Dear god, if there's anything he's done right at United its his press conferences
our players are clearly damp squids in the sack
Or not. Probably why so many have been in the red zone
Pathetic - 'horny' another LVGism to go with 'resign', 'red zone' etc. Just to deflect the press away from the primary issues.
Mata looks so ashamed
No wonder so many of our players get injuries ffs.
Mata: "Haha...yeah..."
Reminds me of Kevin-Prince Boateng:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ce-Boatengs-sex-life-blamed-injury-curse.html
Mata acting like the embarrassed son to the father Van Gaal
Definitely missed training but may just be rested. Would have thought Van Gaal would have mentioned it when talking about the other injuries/returns.
Horny. Good grief. Isn't he already aware that we're getting fecked in almost all competitions?Well he can pull odd stuff alright. Anyone else and it would seem a lot more ridiculous.
Looks like the philosophy is finally coming to light!
Just shows that he doesn't take any team for granted.
He's dined out on the Shrewsbury performance throughout this press conference, mentioned how United showed fight in that game and used that result as an example 3 or 4 times.
Say "we showed against Shrewsbury Town" one more time Luis... I dare you!
Is this absolute clown seriously using that as a barometer of success?!?!
Good god I hate that man.
He is using that to instill some confidence back into the team.
I get that we're all disappointed and fed up with his style of football and many want him gone now and there are plenty of sticks to beat him with. But not everything he does is moronic and stupid.
Tbf our players could use some viagra. They look so bloody impotent most times.
Juan's reaction
Well the football may be shite but I fecking love his character.
Mata's reaction, it's like a kid who's Grandma says something borderline racist in company
ffs Vangle, learn the fecking language.
There's a dick joke in here somewhere.
Come to think of it, does horny have a different meaning in Dutch? I do wonder why he wants the players to be "horny".
I want to see 11 players walking out the tunnel with boners tomorrow. If not then they clearly are not commited.
No jizz stains though, that would show a lack of self control.
Did you ever think in a million years you'd be typing out that sentence right there?...
You guys are too critical. He means he wants the players to be up for it.
Horny? Seriously? Does LVG even know how hard it is to run with a raging boner going on?
You like dour grumpy short answers? I bet you are Scottish
Ffs what are we even talking about.It's tough. I chase the missus around the house all the time with one.
What a monkey. Odds on LvG slipping some Viagra into the players meals tomorrow?wtf are you talking about?
He's been at the wine again.
My imagination is too vivid to be entertaining a thought like this.
I mean I'd just be happy to see a lot of attacking intent but whatever floats your boat.
Just to clear it up, it's pretty common in Dutch to say; "to be geil (horny) infront of goal."
Basically means to be eager/hungry/alert.
He just directly translates everything.
Basically means to be eager/hungry/alert.
He just directly translates everything.