Made-up XIs

[Nate]

Michael Forhiresell

 

[sincher]

Luis Figo I'm taking you with me

 

[sincher]

Dole Gunnar Solskjaer

 

[Plechazunga]

George Graham

 

[Plechazunga]

Unfair Dismichel Vonk

 

[Keane16]

Andy Dole


shit

 

[Jack]

Steven Rover Carrplant

 

[Plechazunga]

They all play for Real Socialsecuridad

Including Robbie Earlyretirement

 

[Keane16]

and the Chairman is Peter Ridsdole


Sorry, I'm going nowhere with these...

 

[Plechazunga]

Right, you're fired Keaney

You can join the likes of Matthew Le Monthsnotissier

 

[Melbourne Red]

We've already had a Fish XI:

Lehmann Sole
John Scales
Gary Bream
Mark Fish
Jody Haddock
Frank Lamprey
Rod Wallace
Angler-ma
Dieter Salmonn
Nicky HaliButt
Ruben Barajuda


Manager: Glen Coddle
Chairman: David Gill

How about a 'Terrorism XI'? Well stocked on the goalie front:

Nigel Martyr
Shaka Hizbullah
Twin Flowers
Sheik Given
The Anti-Niemi League
Schmeichel of Violence


Also:

Sun Jihad
Holy Warhurst
Neil Helicoptergunshipperley
The Al Axa Martyr's Brigade
Gaza
Mullery Omar, former leader of the Touchlineban




Sorry

Funniest fecker here

 

[Melbourne Red]

Straight to the feckin classics... had tears in me eyes.

Well done all.

 

[Keane16]

What about Graeme LetGaux?

Or Seva Veroncepay?

 

[very Ruud]

20 LEGEND

 

[Plechazunga]

What about Graeme LetGaux?

Or Seva Veroncepay?

Christ...

Hatem Industrial Tribelsi

 

[Keane16]

Thomas Sorryson

Graham Nix-er

Tal Benefits Haim

Miroslav Klose-down

Plech, for the love of God, put a stop to this.

 

[wancolos]

Francesc Teargas

 

[wancolos]

AK Okocha

 

[wancolos]

Jermain Defcon

 

[Plechazunga]

Thomas Sorryson

genius

 

[Plechazunga]

What XI shall we do next?

 

[Slabber]

Jay(VC)-Jay(VC)-Okocha

 

[sincher]

Bible XI?
Err...

Ryan Tower of Babel
Geoff Doubting Thomas
Jesus lol Navarra
Book of Joseph Desire Job
Angel Gabriel Heinze
Johnny Met God
...

 

[Plechazunga]

Remi Moses

hang on, we did this once before...I'll find it

 

[Plechazunga]

Fecked if I can find it...shame, there were some good ones

Shakespeare XI

This should sort the plebs from the...er, well from me

Romario and Giuli
Twelfth Zat Knight
Much Adu about Nothing
Two Gentlemen of Veron
King O'Lear
Tugay, or not Tugay
Aaron Winter of our Discontent
Edu Brute

 

[Plechazunga]

Gary Hamblet
Something is Robben in the state of Denmark
Alas, poor Jordi

 

[Slabber]

Dennis Bergwank
Nwanku Kanu
Arsehole Campbell
Stefan Cuntz
David Semen

Manager: Dick Advocaat or Arsene Wenger

 

[Plechazunga]

They're not massively Shakespearian though are they Slab?

Let's keep with the programme...

 

[Slabber]

This should sort the plebs from the...er, well from me

pompous cock

pomp and circumstance by Elgar

circumcised Plech

 

[sincher]

Fecked if I can find it...shame, there were some good ones

Shakespeare XI

This should sort the plebs from the...er, well from me

Romario and Giuli
Twelfth Zat Knight
Much Adu about Nothing
Two Gentlemen of Veron
King O'Lear
Tugay, or not Tugay
Aaron Winter of our Discontent
Edu Brute

Aaron Winter has a whole play - A. Winter's Tale

Julius Aghahowa Caesar
Titus Bramble Andronicus
Ledley King Lear
Thierry Henry IV

 

[sincher]

All else is Silenzi

 

[Slabber]

Fecked if I can find it...shame, there were some good ones

Shakespeare XI

This should sort the plebs from the...er, well from me

Romario and Giuli
Twelfth Zat Knight
Much Adu about Nothing
Two Gentlemen of Veron
King O'Lear
Tugay, or not Tugay
Aaron Winter of our Discontent
Edu Brute

A tale of shit cities

 

[sincher]

Whether tis Marcio Nobre in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Quinton Fortune.

 

[Slabber]

Historic Utd

Archduke Rio Ferdinand
Angel Gabriel Heinze
Tim 'some people call me Tim' Howard
Wes 'Gordon' Brown
Gary Neville Chamberlain
Ruud Van Nistel Roi
Alan Adam Smith
Keanesyan economics
Phil 'the Power' Neville
John Wayne Rooney
St Paul Scholes

 

[Plechazunga]

Aaron Winter has a whole play - A. Winter's Tale

Whether tis Marcio Nobre in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Quinton Fortune.

And to quote Richard III...

I that am not shaped for Sporting Lisbon
Nor made to Cort an Amoruso looking-glass
I, that am Ruudly stamped by Ndlovu's majesty
To strut before a wanton Ameobing nymph;
I, Zlatan curtailed of this fair proportion,
Cheated Okocha by dissembling Naysmith,
Defoe'd, unfinished, sent before my time
Into this Greening world, scarce half made up,
And that Delaney and unfashinuble
That Drogba'd at me as I Holt by them

 

[Keane16]

Mark Antony Le Tallec
Desdemona Walker
Damien MacDuff
Gallas poor Yorick
The Taming of the De Zeeuw
The Two Enckelman of Verona
chaired by Cordelia Smith

meh..

 

[Wobbly]

Gallas poor Yorick
The Taming of the De Zeeuw

 

[Nate]

Take away food 11?


Darren Peking Duckerby

 

[Plechazunga]

Desdemona Walker
Gallas poor Yorick
The Taming of De Zeeuw
The Two Enckelman of Verona

Absolutely inspired

Right...Traffic XI

Adrian Mutuway
Peter Schmeichelpath
Eric Jamba Jamba
Dean Holdup
Andrea Pileup
Samuel Mfour
Ariel Ortobahn

 

[Nate]

Walter SkidPandiani