"Back in training" ruins the thread title.
Mason Mount's Misfortune
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Mack min maining
Maledicted Mason Mount Much Maligned Manchester Midfielder (Maybe Mending)
Perfect timing to mount a comeback for the top 4 race.
10/10
And McTominay still doesnt get in
Forgot himThose of you expecting Mount to come in and instantly improve us, are going to be disappointed.
Back in training = Maintaining Muscles
Medics mean man may move
Mason Mount's medical machinations maladies mean main mediocre midfielder may make magnificent martyr upon return.
Miserable
Maledicted Mason Mount Much Maligned Manchester Midfielder Mobilized
I've literally sat at my desk since lunch thinking of something beginning with M. Even asked a colleague for help. She was confused.
Marveled Masses Mourn Mount's Mended Malady, Midfield Maestro Mounts Mesmeric Mojo
Mysteriously missing man mending, may materialize? Marvelous...maybe?
Madness; moronic manager's motives might mean misadventure, misfortune, mishaps. More midfield messes, meager, miniscule moments, methinks. Meh.
Madness; moronic manager's motives might mean misadventure, misfortune, mishaps. More midfield messes, meager, miniscule moments, methinks. Meh.
Great news. Very underrated player. I can see him being a fan favourite for us. Hope his injuries are well behind him now.
Interesting how much better he has become as a footballer, the longer he was out injured. Now he's going to lead our charge to the top 4, despite offering pretty much nothing in the few opportunities he's had.
Let's wait to see how he fairs before proclaiming Mason Mount Messiah.
Give it two games max before his next injury
Mason Mount Mistreated Many Misfortunes Make Miserable Men Moan More
Moaning Myrtles.
Hopefully we'll never see molester among those words
Who said all this?
Mount's Mesmerizing Movements Mystify, Making Mere Mortals Marvel.
Always a very good player. Injuries are a part of the game. Not saying he can be a Messiah though. But I think he will prove his worth.
If he can make some positive contributions this season, then perfect.
Mason Mount's medical machinations maladies mean main mediocre midfielder may make match mid march...maybe
Hopefully he'll also makes sure to turn the aforementioned defenders into his "mates" being the meek and nice person that he is.
Mate as in to befriend of course.
Mount mis ma mellend
Hope he comes back and proves his doubters wrong, myself included.
Ah the (prodigal?) son (of tenhag?) returns! Our opponents will be quaking.
Hugely uninspiring signing, that I see no place in the team. Frankly, couldn’t have cared less if he never kicked a ball for us again. I just fail to see what he offers at all. Last time he was at any level of decency was some 18-24 months ago.
Mason Mount mounts mobilized Messiah mandate!
Great news that he is nearing a return to fitness...will be like a new signing!
He was mediocre for Chelsea last season yet according to one journalist the marquee signing is back..
He is a new signing. And he was shite when he played for us prior to his injury. I don’t pin much hopes in him ever being useful to us; especially considering we don’t even know what position he will be playing for us.
Depends on his fitness / match sharpness. I have no doubt that a full fit Mount improves us.
….. based on?
The fact that he has more footballing intelligence and work rate than most in our squad. But who knows what state he’ll return - both mentally and physically.