Champions League Group A

Manchester United 0:1 Bayern Munich

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    Oranges038

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    Dave would pull off world class saves every other game. Onana has saved one shot that you would look at and think it's impressive. Meanwhile making mistakes after mistake, his distribution also hasn't been the upgrade it was lauded to be.
    Not getting drawn into this again. Below average PL keeper for 5 years straight.

    Tonight wasn't a mistake from Onana, he's made mistakes in other games, but not tonight.
     

    sixdwarf

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    1 win 1 draw 4 loses in that group. We are so poor. Anyone looking forward to another 0-7 this weekend?
    Not sure I am looking forward to it. ..this might be the most diabolical performance in terms of attitude to at least try to win that I can remember. Bayern are in second gear and still want it more. I'd sack Ten Hag in the morning. Out the door and throw away his key.
     

    lilcurt

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    When was the last time we signed a player that after 18-months has been a success?

    Bruno? Before that Shaw?

    The levels this club has been allowed to decline on the sporting side is insane/criminal.
     

    evil_geko

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    How can they be poor the whole season, when they comfortably win the CL group? In terms of the Bundesliga they have 10 wins, 2 draws and they just lost one game. Piss poor isn’t it. What is your problem with Bayern anyway?
    I have no problem with them, I do have problem with praising a mediocre team. Simple as that. Winning this group means feck all, they barely scrapped some wins in it. They are going out soon enough after this when they meet a decent team.
     

    Jazz

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    Play Onana in midfield :D
     

    MetoTTT

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    Evans, techically is way better than most of our midfielders and attacking players.
     

    ayushreddevil9

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    Ten Hag didn't appoint himself manager.

    He may not be good enough but who ultimately put him there. The shit rolls downhill.
    Galatasaray and Copenhagen have better managers I guess.
     

    Zen

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    Just the beyond miraculous win at Anfield to buy him Christmas and the January window then. Admittedly, he stood little chance here the Maguire and Shaw got injured within minutes of each other.
     

    DavelinaJolie

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    Well, no Europa, which is probably for the best less strain on those hard working players...

    *Sigh*
     

    Von Mistelroum

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    Surely Bayern's easiest win of the season. No need to worry about attackers or anyone putting themselves about in your area, or having a shot on target or anything. No worries about a change-up in tactics either. Just a nice, relaxing, friendly kick about.
     

    JagUTD

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    Nice reminder that we lead 3 times in 3 games and threw it away. Should have been comfortably through.

    Played half this campaign with 10 men as well.

    Individual errors have done us more than just being shite, which isn't entirely untrue in itself.
     

    NewGlory

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    Watching Mainoo is the only good thing about this disaster. What a talent!
     

    sixdwarf

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    We are playing a low block at the death when we need goals to win. We are out without even giving it a go.
     

    edgecutter

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    Manioo and Hannibal have done more in those last 60 seconds than McTominay has for the full 90. Ten Hag has to go, he's clueless
     

    always_hoping

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    Without Onana it wouldn't matter about tonight....it wouldn't even be worth watching, it would be a nothing game between two teams who had qualified.

    Onanas mistakes are the reason.
    And going down to ten men against Copenhagen for an hour.
     

    laughtersassassin

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    I'd love to know how many corners we've scored from in the last two seasons versus every other club.

    We literally pose no threat from them whatsoever
     

    IRELANDUNITED

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    This clip from The Simpsons couldn’t sum up this group of United players any better. Cowardly, embarrassing bunch of f*cking overpaid c*nts.
     

    SAFMUTD

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    There's no blood in this team, no love for the club. They don't even care so depressing having this cold ass team.
     
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Post-match discussion

Player Ratings

4.5 Total Average Rating

Highest Rated Player

Lowest Rated Player

Compiled from 172 ratings.

Score Predictions

57,153,26
  • Man Utd win
  • Bayern Munich win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 14% Man Utd 1:3 Bayern Munich
  • 13% Man Utd 0:3 Bayern Munich
  • 10% Man Utd 0:2 Bayern Munich
  • 9% Man Utd 2:1 Bayern Munich
  • 7% Man Utd 0:4 Bayern Munich
  • 6% Man Utd 1:2 Bayern Munich
  • 5% Man Utd 1:4 Bayern Munich
  • 4% Man Utd 1:1 Bayern Munich
  • 4% Man Utd 3:2 Bayern Munich
  • 3% Man Utd 2:2 Bayern Munich
  • 3% Man Utd 1:0 Bayern Munich
  • 3% Man Utd 0:9 Bayern Munich
  • 2% Man Utd 2:0 Bayern Munich
  • 2% Man Utd 3:1 Bayern Munich
  • 2% Man Utd 3:3 Bayern Munich
  • 1% Man Utd 1:5 Bayern Munich
  • 1% Man Utd 3:0 Bayern Munich
  • 1% Man Utd 0:0 Bayern Munich
  • 1% Man Utd 0:7 Bayern Munich
  • 1% Man Utd 0:1 Bayern Munich
  • 1% Man Utd 2:5 Bayern Munich
  • 1% Man Utd 0:5 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 6:1 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 3:4 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 2:4 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 7:0 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 3:9 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 0:8 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 9:9 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 4:1 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 1:6 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 4:2 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 5:1 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 5:5 Bayern Munich
  • 0% Man Utd 0:6 Bayern Munich
Compiled from 236 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Man Utd
  2. Bayern Munich
Possession
41% 59%
Shots
5 10
Shots on Target
1 3
Corners
4 2
Fouls
10 9

Referee

Espen Eskås