Manchester United vs Rayo Vallecano (Sun 31st July, 16:00 UK time) | Happy King (Bebe) Day

[Real Name]

How's Eriksen been so far?

 

[VP89]

Could have easily been 1 down

Could have also been one up

 

[avgp_1]

The King is running the show here

 

[phelans shorts]

Wasn’t Chong playing as a 8 out on loan? Not sure if the wing is where he belongs.

I’ve seen no evidence he belongs on a football pitch

 

[mu4c_20le]

Playmaker Ronaldo

 

[Dempsey19]

Our "ong" players always seem to be terrible.

Chong
Dong
de Jong?

 

[AltiUn]

Our passing is so much better.

 

[Godfather]

VdB fecks up a great attack

 

[Teja]

Why does Varane look like Smalling on the ball? Definitely looked more press resistant at Madrid

Yeah he doesn't seem to be comfortable at all. Maguire looks better surprisingly.

 

[SuperiorXI]

Ronaldo playmaking

 

[Billy Jim]

Wish Garner would actually show for the ball.

 

[Dazzmondo]

Good ball by Ronaldo

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

Yesterdays match would have ended with 10 men altogether if this ref was on.

 

[Telsim]

Telles is on the pitch by the way.

 

[Trophy Room]

Thanks. How is Garner doing?

I see Garnacho has been good.

Garner looks sub par.

 

[Redderp]

Okay this is a bit of a meme game. Lolmao players that have not played together, some out of form and some are just not even close to being good enough. Just the most random game so far…

 

[JPRouve]

Wish Garner would actually show for the ball.

Or finally realize that his haircut is criminal.

 

[Bobski]

VdB fecks up a great attack

A bit harsh, good run, poor ball, but this is by far the best he has looked this pre-season.

 

[AltiUn]

If he learns how to shoot or pass, he could become a 5 goals/assists per game player.

His final ball's always been a bit iffy, even for the youth teams. Still think he'll end up a really good player one day, just more than likely not at United.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Which side is Donny on

 

[bringbackbebe]

Martinez is actually pretty good in the air

 

[Rojofiam]

Probably. We'll release him on a free and then rebuy him in 2026 for £98m

#unitedway

The United way, because it happened once?

 

[Berbasbullet]

Our "ong" players always seem to be terrible.

Chong
Dong
De Jong?

You're de Wrong

 

[paulscholes18]

How's Eriksen been so far?

Pretty tidy on the ball, but most of our play has gone through Garnacho

 

[sillwuka]

Or finally realize that his haircut is criminal.

Just a normal short back and sides would look alright

 

[Schnappo]

I really want Garner to be good... But he just looks meh in a United shirt. Garnacho looks class but he's so young so can't expect much from him this season. But he's by far the biggest hope from the current crop of youth.

Chong just does not have it.

Bloody hell, give the lad some time.

 

[Dante]

It's a very fluid midfield 3. Each of them seems to be taking turns getting upfield.

 

[TrustInJanuzaj]

God Chong is so poor

 

[Teja]

All the rivers died at the same time. :-/

 

[Camy89]

Chong looks like he has lag, what's his ping?

 

[avgp_1]

No pressing from the front

 

[Borys]

Garner is our 3rd choice midfielder right?

 

[hellhunter]

All the rivers died at the same time. :-/

FBI knocking on the door?

 

[bringbackbebe]

God Chong is so poor

Several leagues below everyone else in the attack

 

[PoTMS]

Chong looks like he's a Soccer Aid player.

 

[Blood Mage]

Martinez really does remind me of Blind when he was here. Nothing phases the little guy.

 

[Adamsk7]

I’m not a fan of Laird’s positioning. Seems to be too far infield and is leaving their winger acres of space to get a cross in

 

[Loony BoB]

Lovely touch by Donny there.

 

[Jazz]

Martinez is actually pretty good in the air

Heading the ball is mostly about good anticipation and timing. Height is good but timing key.

 

[Rockets Redglare]

Chong looks like he's a Soccer Aid player.

He’s always been shit. Insane we’ve kept him for this long.