This is what you answered a poster saying he dominated the league with pace, power and grace:
I don’t know what game you watched to conclude that he was relatively slow, I watched him then and remember him as having quick burst of pace, nimble feet, and good speed over distances. Google his name and you’ll find him in lists like ‘the five fastest Liverpool players of the 80’s’. A quick look at youtube gives up vids where he has burst of speed to get ahead of defenders, longer sprints were he is at least as fast as all defenders despite having the ball at his feet, and several examples of him tiptoeing between players, whirling around or change direction suddenly and nimbly. I don’t feel the need to establish if he was in fact one of Liverpools fastest players of the eighties or not, it is however evident that he was fast enough, used his speed well, and by no means was ‘slow and heavy’. That’s a strange claim to make, and even stranger one to defend.
The strangest for me is the condecending impression it gives to write about another posters fairly uncontroversial assesment with ‘because … well’ and ‘ironic’.