Martin Edward's 'problem'...

Murder on Zidanes Floor

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So I'm in the unenviable situation of having to look after a dying relative, naturally this sucks balls. In between caring I'd usually read or watch something on my phone but the signal is patchy at best and there is no wifi.

Walking past the communal room of the care home I spot a large bookcase and have a little browse.

Wouldn't you know I find this little gem:

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Kicks off with the Cantona saga and I've just gotten to this awesome anecdote from Ned Kelly about, at the time, Club Chairman Martin Edwards attending an SAS bash in Hereford.

The only sour note during an otherwise perfect day occurred when Martin Edwards was spotted following a soldier's wife into the ladies' lavatory. The soldier concerned, Andy, was all for tearing Edward's head off and pissing in the hole in his neck, but to keep the peace I managed to quieten down the fracas and spun the blame on drink.

I suggested that it was just a mistake, which was the first excuse which sprung to mind, but as I was to learn much later that far from being a one-off, Edward's 'problem' was his party piece.
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:lol: Really needed a pick me up today and even with no football on, United are able to do just that.
 
Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
So I'm in the unenviable situation of having to look after a dying relative, naturally this sucks balls. In between caring I'd usually read or watch something on my phone but the signal is patchy at best and there is no wifi.

Walking past the communal room of the care home I spot a large bookcase and have a little browse.

Wouldn't you know I find this little gem:

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Kicks off with the Cantona saga and I've just gotten to this awesome anecdote from Ned Kelly about, at the time, Club Chairman Martin Edwards attending an SAS bash in Hereford.



:lol: Really needed a pick me up today and even with no football on, United are able to do just that.
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I've read the book before, a lot of it is far fetched. I thought it was common knowledge about Edwards being a toilet peeper.
 
Acole9 said:
I've read the book before, a lot of it is far fetched. I thought it was common knowledge about Edwards being a toilet peeper.
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I had no idea. Thought it was more he was a complete hound dog.

It's definitely embellished!
 
I read it years ago! The story about Fergie having the shits :lol:
 
Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
I had no idea. Thought it was more he was a complete hound dog.

It's definitely embellished!
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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...ws/peeping-tom-shame-of-reds-chairman-1185117

MANCHESTER United chairman Martin Edwards has been cautioned by police over an alleged "peeping Tom" incident in the ladies' toilets of a luxury hotel.

He accepted the caution last night for his behaviour at one of the north west's top hotels.

The club made it clear today that his admission would not affect his current position as chairman at Old Trafford. Last Friday he resigned as a non-executive director of the club and announced he would quit as chairman at the end of the season.

Fifty-seven-year-old Edwards, who has been married for more than 30 years, has refused to comment on the scandal.

By accepting the caution under the Public Order Act at Wilmslow police station, he has admitted his actions.
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See also: https://www.redcafe.net/threads/peeping-edwards.11599/
 
Murder on Zidane's Floor said:
Absolutely hilarious! It's a cracking read although I bet this bloke was never that close to the players.

The bit about Dion Dublin's landlord :nervous:
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Yes! :lol:

Although, if it was completely BS I'd imagine he would have been sued left and right. Maybe he was?
 
If only if Edwards was more computer savvy -- there is enough porn in this POV genre to keep his willy happy for a lifetime.
 
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