Here go, good luck Piers...
Match Day: Cristiano Ronaldo vs Manchester United - Live at 20:00 (GMT)
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Morgan is such a kiss ass and bullshitter.
This is already super cringe.
Here we go 
1 minute in and I think we’ve won this
When do we vote for who eats the witchetty grubs?
Super nervous about tonight
Biased cnut ref trying to feck us over as usual.
So far so good
Fecking hell he's such a raging narcissist. And Piers is such a shameless suckup.
My 60” screen is struggling to fit he’s head in.
"I don't follow the records, the records follow me"
- Cristiano Ibrahimovic
- Cristiano Ibrahimovic
hard to tell who is more obnoxious. Two super dislikable people.
"I don't follow the records, the records follow me" 
Does anyone know, is VAR in operation for this?
A bit boring so far
Passing has been awful from both sides
Shit start yet again. We never change
Nice thread I have to admit
It will be. It will be maybe 10 mins of interesting stuff the rest of it is one dickhead just stroking another dickheads... ego.
Quite the tactical battle so far. He's taking a few shots but they have been quite tame.
Need to make a couple of subs !
Will there be a post match thread as usual?
For fecks sake Fred.
Slow start from both sides
Is Ronaldo even playing?
Can we get Garnacho subbed on for Ronaldo? He’s finished!
DDG playing a blinder.
Every idiot seems to be feeding Ronaldo to take pot shots. We'll probably lose count of how many by the end of the 90 mins.
Hopefully things will pick up in the second half. Ronaldo has been poor so far this half.
Why hasn't the referee told Cristo Ronaldo to take his earring off?
This ref is biased as feck. Giving everything to Ronaldo FFS.
All very tame so far.
I see they've ditched the Coca Cola sponsorship deal and gone with water just to appease Cristiano.
We should try to do the highline, Cristiano falls into offside easily these days
Piers first real test
TEN HAG OUT!!!!
The refs a cheat
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