You're welcome lads.
Memphis Depay's Rap Career (Very Serious Thread)
- Thread starter Mr.Ridiculous__
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You're welcome lads.
outstanding
I really like Dutch Rap. I like his Dutch tracks. His English language stuff is rough. Which probably means his Dutch stuff sounds terrible to Dutch speakers that understand him.
Better than some of the shit I hear on the radio.
He’s got nothing on Pete and Bas. I’m being serious actually.
Andy Cole walked so Memphis Depay could run.
Tell the world my name. Who's that? Andy Cole.
'make sure if you make a decision, you don't regret it' #bars
My man has a song named after me.
Says the bloke who just signed for a club in absolute turmoil.
Have you been listening to a pirate radio station?
Have you ever heard Cardi B or sixnine?
I have no idea about Memphis's music, but I do think Dutch rap is absolutely amazing. Opgezwolle's Eigen Wereld in particular has to be up there among the greatest rap albums ever. (Well, maybe not quite near the top, but anyway!)
5 Milli freestyle was good.
I'm sure it has been shared on here before, but I can't waste a chance to post Haaland's banger
Cardi b sounds like a Latino spice girl and sixnine sounds like a fasting diet.
No, I’m a boomer.
He's done well for himself. Got the United move, which obviously didn't work out, went to Lyon and became one of the best players in the league. Now going to Barca - a Barca in ruins who probably cannot afford to pay him like they've been paying in recent years, but still, an amazing opportunity.
Completely not the right profile for us, but he's enjoying his life, good luck to him.
Completely not the right profile for us, but he's enjoying his life, good luck to him.
#Barselona
It did not work out for him here, but you have to say, he definitely has done well for himself. I hope it works out for him at Barcelona, if they can get him on his books anyways due to their financial problems.
I'm Depay
Yeah so fly
Signed for United
I was so high
But I played shit
Goals I couldn't get
The fans got pissed
So I had to jet
To the French league
Where it suits me
Playing easy football
They think I'm a G
Now I'm off to Barca
They're broke what?
Better get them goals
And show that...
I'm Memphis
Yo hold this
Making fat stacks and bread
Like Hovis
Sorry I ran out of steam
Yeah so fly
Signed for United
I was so high
But I played shit
Goals I couldn't get
The fans got pissed
So I had to jet
To the French league
Where it suits me
Playing easy football
They think I'm a G
Now I'm off to Barca
They're broke what?
Better get them goals
And show that...
I'm Memphis
Yo hold this
Making fat stacks and bread
Like Hovis
Sorry I ran out of steam
..
slow down with rappin we are bi-lingual
you're makin my hands and my mind start to tingle
you can't even reach me
i came i saw i conquered, but you werent United
So I flew to Marseille and landed in private
FYI thats conquered like destroy, not concord like a grape
like bacteria in your mouth, this garbage i scrape
and toss it in the trash,
these lyrics are brash
here's some cream for that rash
Log it as Memphis Da Cream and dont forget to grab me my cash.
(lyrics are not fully mine but I changed around a bit for some fun hahah)
…like HovisI'm Depay
Yeah so fly
Signed for United
I was so high
But I played shit
Goals I couldn't get
The fans got pissed
So I had to jet
To the French league
Where it suits me
Playing easy football
They think I'm a G
Now I'm off to Barca
They're broke what?
Better get them goals
And show that...
I'm Memphis
Yo hold this
Making fat stacks and bread
Like Hovis
Sorry I ran out of steam
slow down with rappin we are bi-lingual
you're makin my hands and my mind start to tingle
you can't even reach me
i came i saw i conquered, but you werent United
So I flew to Marseille and landed in private
FYI thats conquered like destroy, not concord like a grape
like bacteria in your mouth, this garbage i scrape
and toss it in the trash,
these lyrics are brash
here's some cream for that rash
Log it as Memphis Da Cream and dont forget to grab me my cash.
(lyrics are not fully mine but I changed around a bit for some fun hahah)
Staying humble but he's dressed like Sultan from beauty and the beast.
Riiiight.
John Barnes crawled so Andy Cole could walk.
Fair play to him pursuing it. Can’t say I’m a fan of this style of modern day rap.
Overly produced, auto tuned to feck, generic videos but it’s what sells at the minute.
It’s alright I guess. He’s having fun so, fair play to him
Let's form a rap duo
The No Love track has something about it. Rest is pretty bad like.
Another Barca player being disrespectful to the Japanese, throwing his chopsticks away like a brat. (Last video)
This is cringetastic