More shiny toys needed...

[Superden]

Obviously we need a new CM and DM to replace McFred. We also havent kept a clean sheet in what seems like ages, so a new CB. Our RB cant create for toffee so a new one there too. and someone to take corners. and someone who knows how to defend them (our corners). We also loose our shit when the opposition have a corner so a new GK as well. Greenwood is wasted out on the wing so a new RW as well. Martial just looks disinterested and Rashford is a one trick pony so a new LW as well, Its just not on that we have to go against the likes of Aston Villa and Everton when our squad is so pants. its just not on. FACTS.

 

[Kag]

Not really. I think most of us would just like a couple of midfielders who stand in the right place and pass the ball to the same shirt. One would do.

 

[Flytan]

Not really. I think most of us would just like a couple of midfielders who stand in the right place. One would do.

Imagine if there was a way to teach midfielders to stand in those positions.

 

[Dinghy]

Mobile midfielders with intelligence would help.

 

[AaronRedDevil]

Have to spend another 150m on just midfielders. Feck Haaland, this is more needed.

 

[SAFMUTD]

If we are to keep this manager and coaching staff well need a full world-class XI. One that plays by themselve and isn't affected by poor coaching.

I'd say well require around 2000M for it.

 

[Judas]

What a truly terrible and bizarre thread.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Better manager needed.

 

[Red00012]

It won’t solve anything as long as smiling Ole is at the wheel

 

[Raw]

We're the only top team who seems to need world class players in every position to be able to compete.

 

[Terranova]

The only shiny toy we need is a new manager

 

[Lee565]

Cheque book manager but without the good attacking style like pep or trophies like mourinho

 

[Ixion]

I think most fans were not crying out for new shiny toys in the summer but rather a defensive midfielder.

 

[Stacks]

Obviously we need a new CM and DM to replace McFred. We also havent kept a clean sheet in what seems like ages, so a new CB. Our RB cant create for toffee so a new one there too. and someone to take corners. and someone who knows how to defend them (our corners). We also loose our shit when the opposition have a corner so a new GK as well. Greenwood is wasted out on the wing so a new RW as well. Martial just looks disinterested and Rashford is a one trick pony so a new LW as well, Its just not on that we have to go against the likes of Aston Villa and Everton when our squad is so pants. its just not on. FACTS.

Obviously this is satire based off the title and content but I feel many are missing this

 

[Hammondo]

Yea midfield should have been our top priority.

 

[elmo]

Not really. I think most of us would just like a couple of midfielders who stand in the right place and pass the ball to the same shirt. One would do.

We have one that we barely play.

 

[MrSingh2002]

There should be no more excuses from Ole.

He used to say we need players.

Now the players need a manager.

 

[Superden]

I think most fans were not crying out for new shiny toys in the summer but rather a defensive midfielder.

the sancho thread had 5436 pages.

 

[AllGoodNamesRGone]

But - oh dear! - some United fans are NOT happy at hearing that Dier will NOT be playing for them next season. They WANT WANT WANT, and stamp their feet and get all huffy because DADDY is not giving them what they WANT WANT WANT.

But DADDY can't give them what they WANT WANT WANT because - and contrary to what they've led to believe - DADDY has to deal with other daddies, some of whom couldn't give a stuffed parrot for what DADDY'S little children WANT WANT WANT.

So DADDY'S little children will have to wait until Xmas for their next batch of shiny new toys, even tho' they got tired of the last lot before the end of January had arrived and soon WANTED WANTED WANTED more.

Or something like that.....

 

[Judas]

Obviously this is satire based off the title and content but I feel many are missing this

No it's painfully obvious but just not based in the realty that most of this place exists. Would have been a fair point if it was just the first sentence.

 

[amolbhatia50k]

Happy culture Ole has done all he can. Well he could win a smaller trophy like the FA Cup. But it's evident and has been for ages that he's not the manager to take us to big titles.

 

[FootyGirl88]

Don’t give Ole anymore money!

 

[Superden]

What a truly terrible and bizarre thread.

your still blinded from the stuff in your eyes after getting too excited with that Fred cross in the villareal game. take the blue pill.

 

[FatTails]

Cool story. Now let’s watch City win the league without a proper striker. Should be fun.

 

[Superden]

Imagine if there was a way to teach midfielders to stand in those positions.

have a drink on me.

 

[Ixion]

the sancho thread had 5436 pages.

Which probably included the summer window from the season before

 

[OverratedOpinion]

We need a better manager and a midfielder who is suitable to playing in a 2 man midfield.

 

[R'hllor]

The way how majority of our fan base see new purchases and expectations from them and staff, its actually reflection of our game on the pitch. Buy world class and give them ball and when they dont manage to bring a win on their own, fans turn on them. Why even train, just keep them fit to play from one week to another.

 

[Yakuza_devils]

Apparently, we also need several new coaches in various departments to coach the team to play good football.

The current managers and coaches are not sufficient.

 

[Judge Red]

Central defence isn’t a problem. There’s only so much you can do when your midfield lets the opposition attack you like we saw today.

 

[Offsideagain]

We only need a DM and some coaches that know more than one plan plus a ruthless Manager that is as pissed off as us when we cannot beat the likes of Southampton. Also, it would be nice if the PL did get us playing every 48 hrs again.

 

[Superden]

The way how majority of our fan base see new purchases and expectations from them and staff, its actually reflection of our game on the pitch. Buy world class and give them ball and when they dont manage to bring a win on their own, fans turn on them. Why even train, just keep them fit to play from one week to another.

Nailed it.

 

[Raoul]

Obviously we need a new CM and DM to replace McFred. We also havent kept a clean sheet in what seems like ages, so a new CB. Our RB cant create for toffee so a new one there too. and someone to take corners. and someone who knows how to defend them (our corners). We also loose our shit when the opposition have a corner so a new GK as well. Greenwood is wasted out on the wing so a new RW as well. Martial just looks disinterested and Rashford is a one trick pony so a new LW as well, Its just not on that we have to go against the likes of Aston Villa and Everton when our squad is so pants. its just not on. FACTS.

Shiny new toys are useless if you have an inexperienced, feckless manager who lacks the ability to make the most of them.

 

[InfiniteBoredom]

After the CDM it will be an attacking right back, as the 50m RB he bought wasn’t doing the job, then Pogba leaves and we will need a creative midfielder again, then Cavani and Ronaldo leave and we will need a striker, on and on it goes.

 

[Judas]

your still blinded from the stuff in your eyes after getting too excited with that Fred cross in the villareal game. take the blue pill.

Eh? You've never read a post of mine if you think I get excited by Fred.

 

[MackRobinson]

It's the midfield. Every other position is at least average. Teams don't even bother to close down McFred when they have the ball in their own half. As poor as Pogba is defensively he's the only CM who can unlock a defense.

 

[Devil may care]

The opening post is weird as feck, ask most United fans and they'll tell you we need two quality CM's, that's undisputable, the rest of the positions people want to buy in come from various individual player agendas. I can't disagree with those saying Ole isn't good enough, I liked todays performance but overall the coaching is uninspiring, but regardless of who the manager is he'll need 2 midfielders brought in if we want to win either of the major trophies.

 

[Okey]

The only shiny toy we need is a new manager

Simples!

 

[Superden]

The opening post is weird as feck, ask most United fans and they'll tell you we need two quality CM's, that's undisputable, the rest of the positions people want to buy in come from various individual player agendas. I can't disagree with those saying Ole isn't good enough, I liked todays performance but overall the coaching is uninspiring, but regardless of who the manager is he'll need 2 midfielders brought in if we want to win either of the major trophies.

Theres thousands of posts in this forum alone on how DeGea, AWB, Lindelof, McFred, Martial, (who all started today) need to be replaced. and that's just from last season.

 

[BlueHaze]

Don’t give Ole anymore money!

Unless it's the payout required for his sacking.