Morten Hjulmand

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I remember that fun fact from 6-7 years ago - that every player in the P.L whose name started with SCH had all played for United one way or another.....Schlupp was on trial and played one game for the reserves as I recall

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[JPRouve]

I remember that fun fact from 6-7 years ago - that every player in the P.L whose name started with SCH had all played for United one way or another.....Schlupp was on trial and played one game for the reserves as I recall

It has to be older than that due to Schürrle.

 

[lysglimt]

It has to be older than that due to Schürrle.

yeah possibly

 

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[Plant0x84]

Ian wright started playing professional football at the same age

To be fair I don’t think Wrighty is going to revolutionise this United team either.

 

[Plant0x84]

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Do not want.

 

[CallyRed]

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Misinformation, he's just a big fan of guns.

 

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If he’s good enough, I don’t care if he has a tattoo of a giant cock on his arm

 

[horsechoker]

We can always laser it off

 

[Plant0x84]

If he’s good enough, I don’t care if he has a tattoo of a giant cock on his arm

That would be preferable if slightly weird

 

[horsechoker]

That would be preferable if slightly weird

Even this cock?

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[Plant0x84]

Even this cock?

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Lad, it’s spurs

 

[justsomebloke]

Hojlund, Hjulmand, Hojberg, Hojer, Hojholt, Hojgaard, O.Hojlund. Let's just confuse the opposition with players all basically named the same.

It doesn't even make any sense. "Høj" means "high". This in a country where there is no such thing - the highest point in Denmark stands about 170m above sea level.

 

[ROFLUTION]

It doesn't even make any sense. "Høj" means "high". This in a country where there is no such thing - the highest point in Denmark stands about 170m above sea level.

Not if you've been watching Vikings

 

[Mike Smalling]

It doesn't even make any sense. "Høj" means "high". This in a country where there is no such thing - the highest point in Denmark stands about 170m above sea level.

To be fair, it also means "hill" or "mound", which is probably what all these names refer to.

 

[justsomebloke]

Not if you've been watching Vikings

Even at the fictional level (which is what the Scandinavian geography of "Vikings" firmly and stupidly is), I think that's meant to be in SW Sweden? Not that there's really fjords and mountains there either.

 

[justsomebloke]

To be fair, it also means "hill" or "mound", which is probably what all these names refer to.

And which is all Denmark has in the way of vertical topography.

 

[Mike Smalling]

And which is all Denmark has in the way of vertical topography.

You're not impressed by the literal "Sky Mountain" towering 147 meters above sea level?!?!

 

[justsomebloke]

You're not impressed by the literal "Sky Mountain" towering 147 meters above sea level?!?!

No.

That said, there's more to life than mountains.

 

[ROFLUTION]

Even at the fictional level (which is what the Scandinavian geography of "Vikings" firmly and stupidly is), I think that's meant to be in SW Sweden? Not that there's really fjords and mountains there either.

Nah, man lots of danish city-names in the show with huge mountains in the background Ridiculous but hey.. KATTEGAT!