New Sanchez Chant

[jderbyshire]

Okay, so I've just come up with this chant for Alexis Sanchez.

To the tune of Peter Sarstedt's 'Where Do You Go To My Lovely?'

One for the older caftards - the one's who remember us getting relegated and all that.


"Oh he shoots like Ruud Van Nistelrooy,
And he crosses like David Beckham.
He's our little Chilean maestro,
And he's better than Mhkitaryan!
Yes he is, Yes he is...

He got sick of carrying Arsenal,
Winning feck-all every year.
United are gonna win the lot,
Now that Alexis Sanchez is heeeere
Yes we are, Yes we are..."

Ok, so he can't quite shoot like Van Nistelrooy, or cross like Beckham. And Arsenal have actually won stuff in the last few years - but when do we let reality get in the way of a chant, eh people??

I fully expect to hear it being belted out from the Stretty on TV Friday night.

 

[The Cat]

Am I the only one who cringes reading most of these?

 

[Mike Smalling]

Serious questions, as I have never been to Old Trafford (or any other game in the UK for that matter): Do any of these longer, song-style chants actually ever become popular?

The ones I can recognize when I watch United are typically the shorter and much simpler versions.

 

[MrSingh2002]

Am I the only one who cringes reading most of these?

No.

I hate alot of United chants. So cheesy.

 

[The Cat]

Serious questions, as I have never been to Old Trafford (or any other game in the UK for that matter): Do any of these longer, song-style chants actually ever become popular?

The ones I can recognize when I watch United are typically the shorter and much simpler versions.

Only long ones I can remember remaining popular were the Georgie Best World one and the 12 days of Christmas.

 

[Red00012]

We have fairly mediocre chants at the moment the latest one that has stuck has been martial and that’s 3 years old now...boyley will have to get his buddy’s together and think of a rashford song, surprised they’re isn’t a song for him yet.

 

[arthurka]

Zlatan´s stuck a bit.

 

[billyboy777]

To the tune of heartbeat.....
Alexis, Alexis Sanchez, runs down the wing for me!

 

[AndersonHatTrick]

Only long ones I can remember remaining popular were the Georgie Best World one and the 12 days of Christmas.

The catchiest ones to me recently are the ones we aren't allowed to sing:
1. The "complimentary" Lukaku one
2. The Christmas Liverpool one - let them know it's Christmas time!

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

We have fairly mediocre chants at the moment the latest one that has stuck has been martial and that’s 3 years old now...boyley will have to get his buddy’s together and think of a rashford song, surprised they’re isn’t a song for him yet.

Marc Rashers, whoa-oh
Marc Rashers, whoa-oh
He comes from Wythenshawe
He'll feckin score on ya

 

[Trizy]

Okay, so I've just come up with this chant for Alexis Sanchez.

To the tune of Peter Sarstedt's 'Where Do You Go To My Lovely?'

One for the older caftards - the one's who remember us getting relegated and all that.


"Oh he shoots like Ruud Van Nistelrooy,
And he crosses like David Beckham.
He's our little Chilean maestro,
And he's better than Mhkitaryan!
Yes he is, Yes he is...

He got sick of carrying Arsenal,
Winning feck-all every year.
United are gonna win the lot,
Now that Alexis Sanchez is heeeere
Yes we are, Yes we are..."

Ok, so he can't quite shoot like Van Nistelrooy, or cross like Beckham. And Arsenal have actually won stuff in the last few years - but when do we let reality get in the way of a chant, eh people??

I fully expect to hear it being belted out from the Stretty on TV Friday night.

What age are you? Go away.

 

[Strats]

 

[Rood]

We have fairly mediocre chants at the moment the latest one that has stuck has been martial and that’s 3 years old now...boyley will have to get his buddy’s together and think of a rashford song, surprised they’re isn’t a song for him yet.

Pogba needs a proper song though

 

[harms]

Is he for real?

 

[dwd]

Is he for real?

no

 

[whatwha]

Am I the only one who cringes reading most of these?

No. Most of them are cringeworthy.

 

[MadMike]

What age are you? Go away.

Well that was a bit unnecessary

 

[LInkash]

I don't believe in having chants for players who haven't done anything for us yet, like the Falcao chant.

 

[izec]

I don't believe in having chants for players who haven't done anything for us yet, like the Falcao chant.

Me neither. But modern football eh

 

[TrustInJanuzaj]

We have fairly mediocre chants at the moment the latest one that has stuck has been martial and that’s 3 years old now...boyley will have to get his buddy’s together and think of a rashford song, surprised they’re isn’t a song for him yet.

Personally think we have some of the best and most original songs in the world. We have two very good rashford ones at the moment that get belted out regularly before games In the pub.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

He thought it was bad in London Town
Sanchez, Sanchez
But here its worse, Jose's around
Sanchez Sanchez
Ed Woodwards shite,
He's signed no one,
We'll finished behind Everton
Alexis Sanchez, your our only hope for this season so try not to feck it up ok, because I really can't be arsed with Jose's moaning for much longer, so just try and score some goals and play well and stuff yeah? Cheers.

 

[Grylte]

I assume he got beat up cause of that song

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

Am I the only one who cringes reading most of these?

I always do. I admire the effort that people put in, but still.

 

[Starkie_1]

I assume he got beat up cause of that song

He’s actually a well know red and quite clearly taking the piss. Unlike the majority on here.

 

[Grylte]

He’s actually a well know red and quite clearly taking the piss. Unlike the majority on here.

i didn't pay much attention to his song, but his nose

 

[Varun]

What age are you? Go away.

Threadbanned. In future, ignore threads that don't interest you.

 

[Bolal7700]

The catchiest ones to me recently are the ones we aren't allowed to sing:
1. The "complimentary" Lukaku one
2. The Christmas Liverpool one - let them know it's Christmas time!

The Liverpool one is sung all the time at Christmas, along with 12 cantonas

 

[Sb_16]

Alexis Sanchez, Sanchez
You played with Cech
Now you're playing for the cheque
Sick of carrying the light red
Jumped to carry the team in dark shade
Headless chicken Sanchez
Always running with the ball to the blind end.

 

[Andycoleno9]

Zlatan´s stuck a bit.

Agree.

 

[Igor Drefljak]

ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

The only chant we need this season

 

[Random Task]

This is so bad it might actually be good.

 

[Kostur]

Always a good reason to post this absolute gem.

 

[cyberman]

When Johnny comes marching home...

they came to take our Mikhi away Tara Tara
Alexis came the other way hurrah hurrah
Sanchez said no to the council house
3 years after turning down the Scouse
and we all get blind drunk when Alexis Sanchez scores

Then wind up your Scouse mates by saying you never heard of Torres chant, you're just remixing John O Sheas version which we sang first..

 

[RedTiger]

To the tune of heartbeat.....
Alexis, Alexis Sanchez, runs down the wing for me!

Alexis, Alexis Sanchez, he's all over the final third, da da dada dada dada da da da da

 

[redchamp]

If you tried some of these chants at an actual game, the looks you'd get would be priceless (and not in a good way). Sanchez hasn't really earned one yet anyway.

Call me old fashioned but personally just looking forward to the first proper airing of 'United United United' at our first away

 

[ivaldo]

I'm singing it now.

 

[TheReligion]

Surely any Sanchez song has to have a line in about mugging City and Pep off?

 

[dwd]

If you tried some of these chants at an actual game, the looks you'd get would be priceless (and not in a good way). Sanchez hasn't really earned one yet anyway.

Call me old fashioned but personally just looking forward to the first proper airing of 'United United United' at our first away

Sanchez already has a chant

 

[beedoubleyou]

Well that was a bit unnecessary

Yep. Class A dick move.

 

[beedoubleyou]

Okay, so I've just come up with this chant for Alexis Sanchez.

To the tune of Peter Sarstedt's 'Where Do You Go To My Lovely?'

One for the older caftards - the one's who remember us getting relegated and all that.


"Oh he shoots like Ruud Van Nistelrooy,
And he crosses like David Beckham.
He's our little Chilean maestro,
And he's better than Mhkitaryan!
Yes he is, Yes he is...

He got sick of carrying Arsenal,
Winning feck-all every year.
United are gonna win the lot,
Now that Alexis Sanchez is heeeere
Yes we are, Yes we are..."

Ok, so he can't quite shoot like Van Nistelrooy, or cross like Beckham. And Arsenal have actually won stuff in the last few years - but when do we let reality get in the way of a chant, eh people??

I fully expect to hear it being belted out from the Stretty on TV Friday night.

Like it. Good work.