diarm
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Anyone reckon he has two sheds because he's not allowed spend time in the house?
Three excellent movies.Have you seen Inception though? Or Shutter Island or the Departed? Never get those hours back.
This will be shit, just like his other films. I hate every film I've ever seen, so that's about 50,000 hours I'll never get back. I only like shadow puppet performances based on old Latvian fairy tales about illiterate sheep.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to have a late lunch, because having lunch at a normal time is pointless. I won't be eating anything though, because food is shit. I'll just sit with my phone and complain about a film I don't like on an online forum and how it's time I'll never get back. Which is a great use of my time.
I only like shadow puppet performances based on old Latvian fairy tales about illiterate sheep.
Have you watched the movie it's ripped off from though?Think The Departed might be my favourite ever movie.
Get your coat, and leave quietly.Have you seen Inception though? Or Shutter Island or the Departed? Never get those hours back.
Infernal Affairs, yes. Have you ever read Proust in French? Or just the translated version where they added a massive dildo for no reason?Have you watched the movie it's ripped off from though?
Who reads Proust though? Shit in any language.Infernal Affairs, yes. Have you ever read Proust in French? Or just the translated version where they added a massive dildo for no reason?
Actually, have you seen the original film or read the book they based the "Muppet Christmas Carol" on? Bet you haven't.
This will be shit, just like his other films. I hate every film I've ever seen, so that's about 50,000 hours I'll never get back. I only like shadow puppet performances based on old Latvian fairy tales about illiterate sheep.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to have a late lunch, because having lunch at a normal time is pointless. I won't be eating anything though, because food is shit. I'll just sit with my phone and complain about a film I don't like on an online forum and how it's time I'll never get back. Which is a great use of my time.
I strongly advise you to never watch Shawshank redemption, The Godfather, the good the bad and the ugly, green mile, once upon a time in America, interstellar, good will hunting, catch me if you can, princess Mononoke, fight club, and Gran Torino. Just a quick list of movies from the top of my head that you probably wouldn’t enjoy. I’m trying to help you to steer clear of other films you probably wouldn’t enjoy!Have you seen Inception though? Or Shutter Island or the Departed? Never get those hours back.
Godfather and Gran Torino are great.I strongly advise you to never watch Shawshank redemption, The Godfather, the good the bad and the ugly, green mile, once upon a time in America, interstellar, good will hunting, catch me if you can, princess Mononoke, fight club, and Gran Torino. Just a quick list of movies from the top of my head that you probably wouldn’t enjoy. I’m trying to help you to steer clear of other films you probably wouldn’t enjoy!
Who reads Proust though? Shit in any language.
Nah, they're shit and I've not even seen them.Godfather and Gran Torino are great.
Nah, they're shit and I've not even seen them.
Wow! I can't tell if your taking the piss or not. Tarantino and boring don't really go hand in hand.Well let's take Kill Bill out of the equation, because that's another 6h of life that nobody is getting back. But yes, all of those are entertaining films. And Tarantino even dies in a much deserved tortuous manner in From Dusk til Dawn which is great. Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are boring, wanky, contrived, derivative skid marks on the Y-fronts of cinema. Though they're nowhere near as bad as all the dogshit films you didn't mention like Hateful 8, Inglorious etc.
Kill Bill 2 was shitDeathproof is his only shit film in my opinion. That was a struggle to get through, although I haven't seen the shorter version in Grindhouse.
Shutter Island was ok.Have you seen Inception though? Or Shutter Island or the Departed? Never get those hours back.
How can you hate The Departed?Have you seen Inception though? Or Shutter Island or the Departed? Never get those hours back.
@Mr Pigeon's was better.Of course Tarantino would hire Emile Hirsch. I'm so surprised.
All in all, looks like another terribly narcissistic Tarantino movie, that serves no other purpose, but the mental masturbation of a bullied little boy, never grown up, full of hatred and fantasies of revenge, without a shred of decency or any redeeming qualities whatsoever. Another violent, yet silent scream into the void of a lost childhood. It will look good, though. As all his movies do. But rarely is that enough to overshadow the horrible plot and subtext of his movies.
It's basically my standard response to anything Tarantino related. Can't stand the guy, his movies are overrated as feck and its an absolute shame, that he came out of the Weinstein scandal without any negative consequences.@Mr Pigeon's was better.
Yeah, pity for you a man didn't have his career completely destroyed just because you don't like his movies. Unlucky.It's basically my standard response to anything Tarantino related. Can't stand the guy, his movies are overrated as feck and its an absolute shame, that he came out of the Weinstein scandal without any negative consequences.