9:17 for Specifics.
Patrice Evra "I took a sh*t inside Gerard Pique's shoes"
- Thread starter MyOnlySolskjaer
- Start date
Not my humor, but okay I guess.
Disgusting.
Weird kind of humor.
Weird kind of humor.
What a shit joke.
Pretty crappy thing to do
fecking weirdo.
Read this on Reddit a couple of days ago. Apparently Pique had burned Evra's trainers before this. And this was Evra getting his revenge back.
Pique mentions that the United dressing room at the time was always pulling pranks like this and that his teammates at Barca don't appreciate such humor at all.
Pique mentions that the United dressing room at the time was always pulling pranks like this and that his teammates at Barca don't appreciate such humor at all.
Football lad banter
Pique had set his fave trainers on fire before this. Classic escalation.
Disgusting 
The full story was that Evra was having custom boots made that took months to prepare. When they arrived, the other players made a little bonfire and burned them.
I know they're rich and they can replace this stuff with ease but god damn I can't imagine what it'd be like in a footballers dressing room.
I can see why Barcelona didn't appreciate Pique's sense of humor.
Fair enough.
My type of lads humour legend
legendWhat do you call a Pokemon who shits in a footballers boot?
Pique-Poo
That's not even humour, it's just disgusting and unusual behaviour
Don't even get your coat. Just get out.
Reminds me of when a dish pig at my old work tied the shoelaces into knots on a pair of the chefs shoes. So the chef took the dish pigs trainers, battered them and deep fried them.
Further proves that footballers have too much time and too much money
Lads, banter, top lad 
Neither this nor Pique burning his custom shoes seem all that funny. Surely there's better jokes? Pissing in his shampoo bottle? Putting superglue in his boxers? Filling his boots with poisonous scorpions? I dunno
Ok.
What the hell is a dish pig?
Jesus, skip to 30:00.
Pique didn't have a handbag, what else was he supposed to do?
An “affectionate” term for a pot washerWhat the hell is a dish pig?
James Corden and Jamie Redknapp.. Could this panel get more vacuumous?
Mine too. Hilarious.My type of lads humour
Some people need to remember, poo is always funny
The class of 92 all had to feck a mop as an initiation. Beckham had to shag Clayton Blackmore's fanclub calender. I love this game.
Pique deserves it tbf
LOL i knew he reads the caf. not a handbag but close enough!
As Billy Connolly would say:
In my sincere opinion, football violence in this country will never end.
Not so long as they are shittin' in our shoes. And we are pissin' in their bovril.
In my sincere opinion, football violence in this country will never end.
Not so long as they are shittin' in our shoes. And we are pissin' in their bovril.
Nearly as funny as Pique's hilarious 'pranks'.
Is that British humour like he claims?
Quote Will from the Inbetweeners on the camping trip:
'Stop. Burning. My stuff'
'Stop. Burning. My stuff'
“Alright, I forgot!”
See this is what’s missing from the current united side