Player accused of putting finger(s) up opponent's anus during match

[Jippy]

I thought that was more a rugby players' ruse?

Nottinghamshire FA investigating allegation of player inserting finger into rival's anus

It has been reported to us that during a match between [home team] and [away team], a player allegedly inserted his finger(s) into an opposition player's anus.

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news...re-fa-investigating-allegation-sunday-8055696

 

[Pexbo]

He’s going to be feeling pretty bummed out right now

 

[Pexbo]

Apparently his defence is that someone shouted “Go long!” and he thought they said “colon!”

 

[Pexbo]

The victim was told to turn the other cheek but declined.

 

[FootyGirl88]

Men are so weird

 

[VeevaVee]

I’m glad the culprit has been fingered

 

[SirAF]

Men are so weird

Talk about taking the buttering to new levels!

 

[12OunceEpilogue]

Nothing wrong with administering a cheeky oil check during competitive sport. You need to do whatever it takes to get that edge on your opponent.

 

[Eugenius]

Sounds like a right pain in the arse

 

[BerryBerryShrew]

Just the next step in the evolution of physical mindgames during matches. We've had to wait a while since a Hollywood actor provided us with the previous innovation:

Spoiler

 

[horsechoker]

@thiago alcántara

 

[McGrathsipan]

Sexual assault right there

 

[BlackBen]

I thought that was more a rugby players' ruse?

Nottinghamshire FA investigating allegation of player inserting finger into rival's anus

https://www.nottinghampost.com/news...re-fa-investigating-allegation-sunday-8055696

@Anustart89 is that you ?

 

[Black Adder]

Now this reminede me of a story that happened several years ago in Croatia. Owner of basketball club put finger in anus of American women player who in return went to police. He was brought infront of judge who ruled him innocent with explanation that putting finger in anus can be considered as form of handshake it's worth mentioning that owner was prominent political figure who was close to people in goverment at the time. Money really can buy you out of anything.

 

[Member 125398]

Sexual assault right there

But was he interfering with play?

 

[facchiano]

The fingerer of Sherwood Forest.

 

[AltiUn]

I used to get my arse fingered all the time when I played at Sunday League, although in fairness it was the easiest way to get into my Coach's good books.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Just trying to work out the logistics here. To actually get a finger (or fingers) right up in there in the middle of a match? Not easy.

 

[McGrathsipan]

But was he interfering with play?

Only if the wall was erect at the time

 

[Member 125398]

Just trying to work out the logistics here. To actually get a finger (or fingers) right up in there in the middle of a match? Not easy.

That's why players are paid so much.

 

[McGrathsipan]

Just trying to work out the logistics here. To actually get a finger (or fingers) right up in there in the middle of a match? Not easy.

.... but doable ?

 

[horsechoker]

When the manager said to get inside and be more penetrative...

 

[FootyGirl88]

Talk about taking the buttering to new levels!

Sick!!

 

[Buchan]

Trivialising sexual assault is a thing on the Caf again, I see…

 

[Semper Fudge]

@rimaldo?

 

[peridigm]

Is this the equivalent to a drag in wrestling?

 

[stepic]

John Hopoate would be proud

 

[Dr. StrangeHate]

 

[tenpoless]

There's nothing good that can come out of it.

 

[Pexbo]

Just trying to work out the logistics here. To actually get a finger (or fingers) right up in there in the middle of a match? Not easy.

It can be done

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

Any holes a goal.

 

[Barthez]

Trivialising sexual assault is a thing on the Caf again, I see…

Oh lighten up mate.

 

[Plant0x84]

“Oh you said ‘Camavinga’ - I thought you said….. “

 

[NewDawnFades]

Oh lighten up mate.

If someone forced a digit up your anus against your will, would you think it was funny?

 

[Jippy]

Now this reminede me of a story that happened several years ago in Croatia. Owner of basketball club put finger in anus of American women player who in return went to police. He was brought infront of judge who ruled him innocent with explanation that putting finger in anus can be considered as form of handshake it's worth mentioning that owner was prominent political figure who was close to people in goverment at the time. Money really can buy you out of anything.

Surely that wasn't during a match though, like this one?

 

[Jippy]

Just trying to work out the logistics here. To actually get a finger (or fingers) right up in there in the middle of a match? Not easy.

Presuming it was through their shorts, so a load of cloth and finger went up, rather than sticking his hand in their shorts.

 

[Pexbo]

If someone forced a digit up your anus against your will, would you think it was funny?

It’s weird that you have a pet name for your prostate.

 

[Jack-C20]

If someone forced a digit up your anus against your will, would you think it was funny?

It’s a thumbs up from me.

 

[Barthez]

If someone forced a digit up your anus against your will, would you think it was funny?

You shake hands after the game anyway.

 

[SalfordRed18]

Thing is, this is actually sexual assault.