Players whose names are accurate

[SpaceAttacker]

Roberto Man-Ceeni, coached Man-Ceeti

Arsene Wenger, coached Arsene-Al

 

[Giggsyking]

Kevin Lasagna, he is Italian

 

[Red Star One]

Anderson - he was a player three classes under Son

 

[Pogba's Barber]

Juan Mata - known to hoover up spiders rather than catching them and letting them go outside

 

[justsomebloke]

Düsseldorf's keeper Florian Kastenmeier
(Kasten: colloquial for goal, Meier: medieval term for court manager/caretaker)

Fantastic. So that's literally "Florian Netminder".

 

[GhastlyHun]

Fantastic. So that's literally "Florian Netminder".

Yes

 

[Old Ma Crow]

Eden & Thorgen Hazard - dangerous players
Alan Shearer - cut through defences
Defoe - played for our rivals
David May- fulfilled his potential