Arsene Wenger for Arsenal
Players whose names are accurate
- Thread starter Big Ben Foster
- Start date
Ciro Immobile - his movement is overrated
Wolfgang Wolf - appropriately coached Wolfsburg
Kaka - shite after moving to Madrid
Conté
Thomas Tuchel
He went tu chel sea
He went tu chel sea
Nwankwo Kanu- I’m sure he has
Hulk- He really is Hulk Smash everything.
Bebe- Played like a true Bebe in need of his Mame Biram Diouf and his Nani.
Malcolm - X wonderkid.
Jonathan Woodgate -Good defender unfortunately made of Wood.
Bebe- Played like a true Bebe in need of his Mame Biram Diouf and his Nani.
Malcolm - X wonderkid.
Jonathan Woodgate -Good defender unfortunately made of Wood.
Lampard - Lamp' hard used to have a very accurate long shot hitting the post/Lamp hard or scored a goal
Darrent Bent - could have been more accurate.
Mourinho - Mourn
Bale - Bale'd Real Madrid out in a final
Darrent Bent - could have been more accurate.
Mourinho - Mourn
Bale - Bale'd Real Madrid out in a final
Mikael Forssell - was put up for sale quite a few times in his career.
Hasta Manana - actually looks like diced pineapples
I remember watching United on TV back in the day and heard the following from the commentator which has always stayed with me.
"Lee Sharpe now and he's looking sharp, passes to Roy Keane who lives up to his name as well - he's always keen. Now with Nicky Butt...........who....erm ........is kind of like the but half way through a sentence............ like, the sentence was going to mean one thing but the the but comes along and now the.....erm....etc etc"
It was hilarious to hear him squirm.
"Lee Sharpe now and he's looking sharp, passes to Roy Keane who lives up to his name as well - he's always keen. Now with Nicky Butt...........who....erm ........is kind of like the but half way through a sentence............ like, the sentence was going to mean one thing but the the but comes along and now the.....erm....etc etc"
It was hilarious to hear him squirm.
Coman - is often subbed on
Fixed that for you
Arsenal - bunch of arse’s
George Best.
Surprised no one has mentioned him
Surprised no one has mentioned him
Peter Crouch has to duck through doorways.
Messi - always looks a bit scruffy.
Messi
Made a mess of Barcelona
Made a mess of Barcelona
Düsseldorf's keeper Florian Kastenmeier
(Kasten: colloquial for goal, Meier: medieval term for court manager/caretaker)
(Kasten: colloquial for goal, Meier: medieval term for court manager/caretaker)
Matty Cash - he's a rich footballer
[Irrelevant point] - likes to drive fast
Antonio Rudiger - not a nice guy on the pitch
[Irrelevant point] - likes to drive fast
Antonio Rudiger - not a nice guy on the pitch
Butt
Grant Leadbitter
And Zvonimir Soldo has been sold at least once.
Yeah, was going to say him next.
Not a player, but:
Cuneyt Cakir - is a cnut
Cuneyt Cakir - is a cnut
Marcus Rashford. The defenders beg "Mark us Rashford" because they want him to stop scoring them instead
Christian Fuchs - yes, indeed he does.
When David Beckham scores, I drink becks.
When Paul Scholes Scores, I drink Skol.
When Kenny Miller scores, I drink Miller.
Thank feck David Seaman was a goalie.
Ryan Giggs - Many one-night performances.
Get out
Neto- tries to puto ballo in Neto
Peter Handyside - played for Stoke who weren’t
Peter Handyside - played for Stoke who weren’t
Juan Mata is also not two or more.
Peter Crouch - He has to when he talks to Michael Owen
Chris Eagles - Played as a winger
Mark Thecnutisnot Noble.
Pretty sure that's his middle name.
Spot on for me I'd say.
Pretty sure that's his middle name.
Spot on for me I'd say.
Haha classic
Des-Champs.
And he is a winner, winning 3/4 titles won by French NT.
And he is a winner, winning 3/4 titles won by French NT.