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Manchester United 1:1 Bournemouth

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Sat, 04 March 2017

Schmiznurf

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We had a chance to go 4th playing a shit team and we absolutely bottled it. It was an absolute joke today and our team should be fecking ashamed of themselves for missing so many fecking chances.
 

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This is happening far too often to just be "one of those days". There is something fundamentally wrong.
 

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A fecking disgrace, this has pissed me off more than any other game this season. An absolute fecking joke, this is why we're are not going to make top 4. I almost want to give the team a 1.

That was even worse than last week.
 

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Top 4 gone. Can't say we didn't have chances throughout game. A lack of them after first half hour. But still enough over the game. Wasteful again. Too rushed in first half an hour and no energy after that
 

Trizy

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Pathetic.. against one of the worst teams in the league against 10 men and with a fecking gifted penalty.

Spent the second half hoofing the ball into the box. We're shit at breaking down teams.
 

AlecHDR

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Pogba is one of the most frustrating players I've ever watched. So is Rashford.
 

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we don't deserve top 4 if we can't beat fecking Bournemouth with a man advantage

Joke of a performance
 

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I fecking hate Bournemouth now. Seriously those cnuts are dirty slimy scum.
 

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What a wasted opportunity. Zlatan was bloody awful, the defence were useless, there were far too many sloppy passes, and the substitutions were a complete waste of time.
 

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We bottled it again. Its not like its the first time so why even be annoyed about it?

Not enough grown ups in this side. Panic, panic, panic for the last 20 minutes. Poor.

So many players refusing to take responsibility of the ball and shoot. Pogba probably the biggest culprit. Never been more obvious that he's still a kid.

We could've done with Ander Herrera's composure in the last 10 minutes.
 

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Getting sick of watching that game now. How many times have we seen the exact same shite this season? Probably the worst group of finishers in world football at the moment.
 

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It all started downhill after their penalty. Until then we were cruising but of course missing chances. We were awful in the 2nd. It turns out their red card didn't suit us at all. Without that, 11 on 11 they played openly and leaved gaps in defense. In the 2nd they were all behind the ball and we couldn't brake them.

So so frustrating.
 

Mainoldo

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Bunch of bottlers!! Get some game changers. Can't just rely on Zlatan.
 

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Under pressure and we blow it. It's all so predictable.
 

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Time wasting, handballs, cynical, cynical football from Bournemouth. The football gods will judge.
 

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A lot of these players have serious mentality issues when under pressure, they're not winners.
 

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Counts as a loss, essentially.

Zlatan will be gone for 3 games which means we'll get knocked out of FA Cup and drop more points in the league, because if he doesn't score we just don't win.

This team is a failure.
 

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Bottle job cnuts, a great chance missed yet again against a team who can't fecking defend normally to save their lives. Absolutely livid, we don't deserve top four after results like that.
 

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Haven't been this heated for a long time. Absolute disgrace. Not a single one of them should be picking up their wages this week.
 

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Top 4 lol

Back to Europa where Utd deserved place
 

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All the laughing we've done at Liverpool in the last week. Look where we (still) are in the table, exactly where we deserve to be.
 

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Hopefully that's the last 3 points Jones will ever have the opportunity to cost us. Silver lining.
 

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Boruc may have had his best game in years, but that is all done to us - no excuses, it's all on us.
 

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Attacking players need to take a good hard look at themselves. Awful display in that second half.

We shouldn't forget that Jones essentially cost us the game though. Bournemouth offered nothing.
 

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Burnley, Stoke, Hull, Bournemouth... we're not good enough. It's happening far too often.
 

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For all the talk of spurs being bottlers, we have fecked up every chance to get ahead of our rivals.

Views from the 6th...
 

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Exactly the game I expected when I saw the team sheet.
 

Offside

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We might as well just focus on the cups. The league mentality seems to be any chance to leave the comfort of 6th position and they seize up. 1-0 up as well against that utter pile of dross that Everton put 6 past a few weeks ago.

Zlatan has had a good season but how many of these draws are on him? Let's be honest.
 

Player Ratings

4.8 Total Average Rating

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Score Predictions

609,12,25
  • Man Utd win
  • Bournemouth win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 31% Man Utd 3:0 Bournemouth
  • 27% Man Utd 2:0 Bournemouth
  • 12% Man Utd 3:1 Bournemouth
  • 9% Man Utd 4:0 Bournemouth
  • 5% Man Utd 2:1 Bournemouth
  • 4% Man Utd 5:0 Bournemouth
  • 3% Man Utd 1:0 Bournemouth
  • 2% Man Utd 0:0 Bournemouth
  • 2% Man Utd 4:1 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 1:1 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 0:5 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 2:2 Bournemouth
  • 1% Man Utd 3:2 Bournemouth
  • 0% Man Utd 4:2 Bournemouth
  • 0% Man Utd 5:2 Bournemouth
  • 0% Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth
  • 0% Man Utd 1:2 Bournemouth
  • 0% Man Utd 5:1 Bournemouth
  • 0% Man Utd 1:3 Bournemouth
  • 0% Man Utd 0:3 Bournemouth
  • 0% Man Utd 2:5 Bournemouth
Compiled from 646 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Man Utd
  2. Bournemouth
Possession
69% 31%
Shots
20 3
Shots on Target
7 1
Corners
15 2
Fouls
9 11

Referee

Kevin Friend