[Lucky McLuckerson]

Man Utd 1:0 Wolves - Varane (76')

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[TsuWave]

Incredibly shite. Flashbacks to Rangnick

 

[SirAnderson]

Best team lost and it feels so good

 

[calodo2003]

Meh.

 

[Its all gone Shane Long]

Forget the league on that performance, even top 4

 

[Reditus]

Not sure I recall a more undeserved victory

 

[Erics_Collar]

chore

/tʃɔː/

noun

a tedious but necessary task.

"Watching Manchester United play so badly feels like a chore"

 

[Tiber]

Shite

 

[mu4c_20le]

Well deserved result. feck off wolves

 

[Ayoba]

Can I cry? I think I'll cry.

That was so bad.

 

[Schnappo]

Have we played worse and won a game? That was horrendous.

 

[Amadaeus]

We are going to get spanked by spurs next week if we play like that. How did we win that?

 

[Cloud7]

First points on the board

 

[moodyred]

Wolves robbed

 

[Revan]

Bad start to the season, despite the 3 points. Wolves were easily the better team and were robbed of a clear penalty.

 

[paulscholes18]

Heartburn FC is back

 

[Telsim]

Important 3 points. Play like this against a top 10 side and we are getting butchered again. I'm not impressed.

Onana was massive.

 

[Jev]

Genuinely one of the worst United performances I've seen. Wow.

 

[Kaos]

That's not the performance I was expecting nor wanting to start the season.

3 pts though.

 

[Fooza]

we need a lot more signings

more midfielders
a defender
a striker

rubbish

 

[Frank Grimes]

Uafasach!

 

[ayushreddevil9]

I wish us luck for this season. We will need it with this midfield.

 

[TheNewEra]

Have to play much better than that this year, lucky to not give away a penalty.

Very very poor performance

 

[izec]

Awful stuff

 

[V.O.]

Positives:
- 3 points
- How much opposition fans will be absolutely fecking seething that we've thieved said 3 points

Negatives:
-Literally everything else

 

[SydneyRoughDiamond]

3 points

 

[Denis79]

Yes! Thank feck for that! phew!

 

[Gator Nate]

Three points.

 

[fergosaurus]

As bad as Brighton last season if not worse. 3 points though

 

[UnofficialDevil]

Call me a moaner, miserable, whatever. That was an undeserved win against a very weak side that lost their best players this summer, signed nobody and have a manager that's had no preseason. At home against us with two new signings on the pitch. We were rubbish. Not many excuses for ETH lets be honest at least. And I was begging for us to bring him in as our manager way before we did. Don't know what to say.
Absolutely no plan on the pitch other than counter. Worrying. And yes, no patterns of fecking play.

 

[Offside]

As bad as anything under Ole. They were more aggressive, faster, more determined and technically on a different level. But it’s Wolves not Real Madrid. Boom bust cycle in full swing, all optimism I had for the season has gone.

 

[zenith]

This was not good. Does not bode well for our preparation

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

Onana, what a hero

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

We stole those 3 points. Brutal performance. Massive improvements are needed after that.

Happy with the win but feck me did we not make it look very hard.

 

[evil_geko]

Rough start to the season but deserved three points against game raisers trying to impress new manager.

 

[SirAnderson]

Champions LEAGUE VARANE!!!

 

[NotQuiteManc]

Transitions!

 

[Nickosaur]

I hate hyperbole. But that was the worst thing I've ever seen.

 

[djembatheking]

Good result, at least we can win matches when we are not at our best.

 

[Hugh Jass]

We are in trouble going by that. Players looked really tired. Second to most balls and then so many misplaced passes.