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The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
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Premier League ain’t ready for bald Martial
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The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Oh my Jesus...
Our Theirry Henry
Bald Martial is the first thing i saw upon waking up.
Keane went bald, went up a level.Tweet
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The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Becks went bald, went up a level.
Rio went bald, went up a level.
Rooney Went bald, went up a level.
Luke went bald, went up level.
Let the season commence.
Didn’t do Bobby Charlton any harm either.
Exceedingly high work rate and always playing with a smile on his dialTweet
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The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Is getting your hair bald, a sign of optimal determination?
You getting me excited for new season!
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The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Don't take my opinion on follicle matters seriously, due to personal circumstances my thoughts could be construed as bias. On the other hand, bald Martial does look like he gives a shit.
Let's go!
and Ashley Young grew hair when he moved to a lesser league..
It adds up.
Tony baldtial, he came from France.
English press said he had no chance, all the million hair down the drain,
Tony baldtial scores again
English press said he had no chance, all the million hair down the drain,
Tony baldtial scores again
He's gonna kill it with that bal' ead.
He looks like a nutter. Hopefully Sancho can help bring the best out of him.
The baldy one says 20 goals this season.Tweet
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The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Yeah mate, this ain’t it
Ole to Martial, during training:
I hope you two had a good snuggle
Today, no way Rooney escapes a red for those challenges.
Waiting for Lindelof to do the same
He clearly means business now. I'm even more convinced he will have a good season.
Think of the scene in Walking Dead when Shane shaved his head. He went crazy after that. In a good way.
Think of the scene in Walking Dead when Shane shaved his head. He went crazy after that. In a good way.
He grew his hair after Joining us. So the theory checks out
I woke up and I wasn't ready
He was bald previously before we signed him. Looked like a crazy dude you would not mess around with. He should go bald again - reverse Samson.
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Martial FC 2.0
he looks like a villain
Instantly ‘ard as feck
Looks cool - he'll grow it before the season
This bodes very well
Exactly why he's one of my favourites
He always goes bald before the season begins or in his holidays I think
It suits him. He looks better than before.
He looks grumpier than normal. Maybe thats a good thing
More aerodynamic. Defenders won't be able to keep up.
I really want to see it - apart from that one purple patch in 2020, so far it's been - Martial ain't ready for the Premier League.