What a fecking donkey
Premier League Gameweek 34-35
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Chris Wood missing a seasons worth of xg today.
Are you allowed to play people who got in due to the Make A Wish Foundation?
Come on Forest ffs.
You are wrong, yet again. I don’t sweat City’s trophies. Sure, they obviously count officially but who cares? Apart from the few City fans around:
I like it. A man of principle.
Your club has been in the doldrums for more than a decade, no league titles, while Red Bull Atletico Madrid are hoovering up a bunch of trophies by comfortably (and illegally) outspending Real, Barca and everyone else.
You've spent the last 6 years cheering for RB Atletico Madrid to win over Barca anyway.
Suddenly, Valencia gets their act together and puts in a title challenge. Your friends from the early 2000s can't stop gloating that they're back winning titles while you, the biggest club in the land are still shite.
But you (unlike many of us) are the bigger man and show your support for them over the team that's won its titles by obvious cheating. Respect.
And another.
Chris Wood is a Manchester City fan
Wood has been clinical all season. City have plot armour, it seems.
I think this season we're seeing Walker jumping the shark.
Wood with wood on his boots
The only plausible explanation
Forget stopping City, imagine if your PL survival hopes rested on an Elanga-Wood-Hudson Odoi frontline...
A Forest goal is rather inevitable right now. City have been atrocious.
They seem awful in front of goal though.
Yeah Gibbs playing like shite
City are playing like us 
What is Aina doing?
Triple captained Alvarez thinking Haaland would be out and an easy win. Waste so far
Weird, City with 11 men playing worse than City with 10 men
Haaland is one ugly decker, my God!
Let it go.
I don't think I have ever seen City having so many problems in the build up. Forest doing some really good work winning the ball here.
Alf Inge Haaland trying to eat his finger
Better than he used to. He was one awkward looking teenager
Awkward looking teenager is a tautology.
Not until next year's summer at least
Haha yes. He was though
Murillo needs to be our next centre back signing. Hopefully Forest go down.
Pep continually directing his team, never lets up ….whereas ETH usually just stands/sits, hands in pockets offering Zero ...fecking annoying.
City looking tired somehow. Are the PEDs wearing off too early?
Game over.
Haaland 2-0
Better without him!
I’ve seen ETH shouting from the touchline a few times. Difference is our players don’t listen to instructions. They’ve got 0 IQ in football.
Not too shabby, even with his right foot.
That‘s a fair point
They won't drop any more points, will they?
Made it look easy . I found myself comparing to what Hojlund would have done there. Doubt he’d have finished it