Ralf Rangnick Chants / Songs

Green_Red

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He's Ralf Rangnick
Temporary
Temporary
He's Ralf Rangnick

Then an extension?
Then an extension?
Then an extension?
Then an extension?

Interim Ralfy, Ralfy Ragnick,
Ralfy Ragnick, Interim Galactic

Another extension, another extension

Well, now, don't you tell me to press
You stick around this team will make you stress
With numbers below what you can dial
It's because we're not versatile
Style, profile, he said
It's always brings me back when I hear "gegenpress!"
From the Irwell river out to the Nile
I'll be surprised if you make us run another mile

Interim Ralfy, Ralfy Rangnick
Ralfy Ragnick, Interim Galactic
 
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SeanyC

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OhHhhhhh Rangnick
The god of gegenpressing
He’ll teach you a lesson
And keep the others guessing


Shit i know :lol:
 

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To: Muse - 'Uprising'

Heavy metal is in bloom
The ABU transmissions will resume
We'll try to high press and keep conceding down
And hope the three C's spin the season around
(Go Reds!)

A Fred winner, a crazy scene,
Another winning high to keep us trapped in need
But all the false dawns wrapped around our minds
And endless brainfarts to keep our hopes confined
(Go Reds!)

Ralf will not fool us
Ralf will stop bemoaning us
Ralf will not con-troll us
It will be so glorious.
(Go Reds!)
 

RedCoffee

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On a Ranga Nick by SL2

Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba day
Ba day ba wadladie day
Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day
Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day!
 

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Pressing me pressing you....ahhh haaaaa
There is nothing we can’t do...
pressing me pressing you....ahhh haaaa
Klopp just has to face it his tiiiiime iiiiiiss through....(his time is through it’s really through)
Playing Fred ain’t ever easy i know in a midfield two....
but pressing me pressing you it’s the best Ralph can do....
 

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Interim Ralfy, Ralfy Ragnick,
Ralfy Ragnick, Interim Galactic

Another extension, another extension

Well, now, don't you tell me to press
You stick around this team will make you stress
With numbers below what you can dial
It's because we're not versatile
Style, profile, he said
It's always brings me back when I hear "gegenpress!"
From the Irwell river out to the Nile
I'll be surprised if you make us run another mile

Interim Ralfy, Ralfy Rangnick
Ralfy Ragnick, Interim Galactic
:lol:
 

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Pressing me pressing you....ahhh haaaaa
There is nothing we can’t do...
pressing me pressing you....ahhh haaaa
Klopp just has to face it his tiiiiime iiiiiiss through....(his time is through it’s really through)
Playing Fred ain’t ever easy i know in a midfield two....
but pressing me pressing you it’s the best Ralph can do....
Bravo made me laugh :lol:
 

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There’s Rangnick on the streets of London...
Rangnick on the streets of Birmingham...
I wonder to myself...
Could Utd ever be great again...
cause Leeds and Arsenal are shit now...
I wonder to myself...

Bring back Ronaldo...
Hang the fuking Glazers
Cause the football that we constantly play...
Says nothing to us about our lives...
Hang the fuking Glazers...
Cause the football we constantly play...
Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers...
This is top notch.
 

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There’s Rangnick on the streets of London...
Rangnick on the streets of Birmingham...
I wonder to myself...
Could Utd ever be great again...
cause Leeds and Arsenal are shit now...
I wonder to myself...

Bring back Ronaldo...
Hang the fuking Glazers
Cause the football that we constantly play...
Says nothing to us about our lives...
Hang the fuking Glazers...
Cause the football we constantly play...
Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers...
Nice
 

Thelongsleevesofblomqvist

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There’s Rangnick on the streets of London...
Rangnick on the streets of Birmingham...
I wonder to myself...
Could Utd ever be great again...
cause Leeds and Arsenal are shit now...
I wonder to myself...

Bring back Ronaldo...
Hang the fuking Glazers
Cause the football that we constantly play...
Says nothing to us about our lives...
Hang the fuking Glazers...
Cause the football we constantly play...
Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers...
Perfect! <3
 

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4-4-2 classic
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick!
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick!
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick!
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick!
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick!
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick!
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick!
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick!
 

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Glory glory Ralfie Rangnick, and the reds go marching on on on

nice and simple

or to sally cinnamon

have you seen or have you heard
The way we play there are no words
To describe the way it feels

a football genius German
Ralfie rangnick interim
You’re my world
 

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To the tune of Rammstein - Ich will.

Ich will
Ich will gegenpressing
Ich will 4-2-2-2
Ich will gute Xg
Ich will United DNA
Ich will McFred
Ich will den Titel wieder
Ralf Ragnick
 

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Are you hanging up your pictures on the wall?
It's time that ManUnited changed its football
Does he ride here on a daydream?
Does he even turn up at all
Do the Topred army rate him for a day?
So here he is Ralphy rangnick
Everybody's on the run
Look to the future now gegenpress has just begun. Slade Merry chritsmas.
 
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Sir Matt

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Tune: "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie

Ralf Rangnick, with the gegenpress
Ralf Rangnick, gonna make us the best
Ralf Rangnick, how high can we go?
Hot Ralf, I love you so!

:nervous:

Tune idea: "Rock you like a hurricane" or "No one like you" by The Scorpions (Honoring Ralf with a song by the greatest German rock band).
 
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Green_Red

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Interim Ralfy, Ralfy Ragnick,
Ralfy Ragnick, Interim Galactic

Another extension, another extension

Well, now, don't you tell me to press
You stick around this team will make you stress
With numbers below what you can dial
It's because we're not versatile
Style, profile, he said
It's always makes me laugh when I hear "gegenpress!"
From the Irwell river out to the Nile
I'll be surprised if you make us run another mile

Interim Ralfy, Ralfy Rangnick
Ralfy Ragnick, Interim Galactic
Think this got it perfectly right, even if I say so myself.

Another Extension = Bruno though in this case
Not versatile = say goodbye to thinking we can do 4222
 

Green_Red

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Interim Ralfy, Ralfy Rangnick,
Ralfy Rangnick, Interim Galactic

Another extension, another extension

Well, now, don't you tell me to press
You stick around this team will make you stress
With numbers below what you can dial
It's because we're not versatile
Style, profile, he said
It's always brings me back when I hear "gegenpress!"
From the Irwell river out to the Nile
I'll be surprised if you make us run another mile

Interim Ralfy, Ralfy Rangnick
Ralfy Rangnick, Interim Galactic
I'm surprised how right I got it with this chant suggestion.

For another thread I know, but this is post 10101 for me.
 
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Damn, who knew?
All the matches we played, good things we been through
That I'd be standing right here talking to you
'Bout another path, I know we loved to hit the road and laugh
But something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up, look at things different, see the bigger picture
Those were the days, hard work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place (see you in a better place)
 

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Damn, who knew?
All the matches we played, good things we been through
That I'd be standing right here talking to you
'Bout another path, I know we loved to hit the road and laugh
But something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up, look at things different, see the bigger picture
Those were the days, hard work forever pays
Now I see you in a better place (see you in a better place)
How can we not talk about social likes when social likes are all that we got?
Everything I went through, you were standing there by my side.
And now you're gonna be with me for the last ride.