Ralf Rangnick Chants / Songs

tomaldinho1

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Ral-fy! Show us your press.
Ral-fly! Ral-fy! Show us your press.

Repeat x10
 

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Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf!
Who let the Ralf out?
Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf!
Start pressing them now
Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf! Ralf!
Eight sec to score now
 

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You can be rest assured you have not hurt my feelings, I just feel sorry for you and the fact that you have nothing better to do on a Saturday night other than being a spineless keyboard warrior.
Fair enough. Perhaps I should grow a spine and spend my Saturday nights making chants on the internet.
 

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There’s Rangnick on the streets of London...
Rangnick on the streets of Birmingham...
I wonder to myself...
Could Utd ever be great again...
cause Leeds and Arsenal are shit now...
I wonder to myself...

Bring back Ronaldo...
Hang the fuking Glazers
Cause the football that we constantly play...
Says nothing to us about our lives...
Hang the fuking Glazers...
Cause the football we constantly play...
Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers...
Bravo!!
 

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Bring back the Schweinsteiger chant...

deutscher Fußballmeister,
deutscher Fußballmeister,
deutscher Fußballmeister,
Ralf Rangnick.
Maybe change the 'master' to teacher or godfather.
 

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Ralf's got juice like a strawberry...money to burn baby all of the time.

To the tune of the Hotstepper funnily enough.
 

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Ralf Rangnick,
Ralf Rangnick,
Gegenpress is fecking magic,
Rangnick's reds are after you,
In our 4-2-2-2.

 

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To the tune of "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea":

"Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick"


Or this. To the tune of "Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea":

"Ral-fy, Ral-fy, Ral-fy"
Or, to the tune of “Aaaarrrrsenal. Aaarrrrsenal. Aaarrrrsenal”:

“Raaaalf Rangnick. Raaaalf Rangnick. Raaaalf Rangnick.”
 

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To the tune of Rockin all over the world, Ragnick all over the world
Rangnockin all over the World or Rangnickin all over the World, although the latter sounds like he's walking around with shopping bags full of robbed gear.
 

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There’s Rangnick on the streets of London...
Rangnick on the streets of Birmingham...
I wonder to myself...
Could Utd ever be great again...
cause Leeds and Arsenal are shit now...
I wonder to myself...

Bring back Ronaldo...
Hang the fuking Glazers
Cause the football that we constantly play...
Says nothing to us about our lives...
Hang the fuking Glazers...
Cause the football we constantly play...
Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers Hang the Glazers...
Brilliant! :D
 

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People just don’t learn do they? At least wait until we win something first before we start singing the name of managers. The last one worked out really well didn’t it.
 

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Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick.
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick.
Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick, Rangnick.
Mushroom. Mushroom.
:lol: I could just imagine all off OT off their tits, bouncing along to the tune blarring out the speakers all game long. Hypnotic.
 

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People just don’t learn do they? At least wait until we win something first before we start singing the name of managers. The last one worked out really well didn’t it.
People having fun, no standards in place but at least we making chants from day one, doesnt matter is it earned or not. People couldnt stand football under LvG, but he sure liked "Luis Van Gaal`s red army" such a support to keep going towards play style that those chanting that shit will hate it at the end, now thats funny.
 

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People just don’t learn do they? At least wait until we win something first before we start singing the name of managers. The last one worked out really well didn’t it.
Lighten up mate...our football hasn’t exactly been good craic lately so for those of us whose happiness Is intrinsically linked you what happens to this football team...we need a bit of light relief...I severely doubt you will hear @Pexbo’s masterpiece in the Stretford End anytime soon. :lol: I’ll be singing it like but most wont join in....
 

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To Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home

Ole….
we’re not sorry
why dont you feck off home
we’ve got ralfy
why dont you feck off
you scored that goal
in the Camp Nou
but now the blame is all on you
Ole….
 

Annihilate Now!

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The Gengenpress is coming
and everybodys running
Fred, Rashford and Bruno
A sweaty German Disco...
 

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"You're the one for me Ralfie" to the tune of Morrissey's "you're the one for me fatty",
 

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(Tune: "The Robots" by Kraftwerk)

We're functioning automatic
When playing for Ralf Rangnick
We are United (repeat x4)

He gave us a new strategy
And now we're full of energy
We are United (repeat x4)
 
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We can press if we want to
We can leave Solskjaer behind
Cause your players didn't press and if they don't press
Well, they're no players of mine

Say, we can run where we want to
On the training ground we can't hide
On the pitch we can score and play out of this world
If Rashford gets his arse onside
 

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Rangnick's at the wheel,
Tell me how does it feel,
We’ve got Bruno, the Slabhead and Fred,
Marcus Rashford, a Manc born off side,
Duh du, du du du du du!
Duh du, du du du du du!
Just a little suggestion to the wording ;)