RAWK Goes Into Meltdown (2012/2013)

[ItsEssexRob]

This response to the one sane poster made me laugh.

The sane poster suggested that United were not on the brink of collapse and then the poster replied with this.

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Their(United) Keeper is fecking old, they have no decent RBs, their centre of defense is shite when one of the two is injured, they have no decent cover at LB, their CMs are over-rated, their golden boy is sulking, their hero (Giggs) is on the verge of retirement, Tevez is leaving in the summer, the Hollywood superstar isn't arsed enough to put in decent performances for them.

Their manager is fecking losing it, ranting, ranting and ranting. And then his team gets twatted by us TWICE.

2-1 and 4-1.

The league would have been ours if we didn't have injuries to Torres and Gerrard at crucial times. And it's still not over yet.

They got an easy CL draw, hence they are in the semis. And I couldn't care less about the Carling Cup.

Need more reasons?

 

[Buchan]

Has their thread on him been unlocked yet? The last I checked, it was locked for a fortnight or more.

 

[JustAFan]

I hate the phrase 'What the actual feck'. It reminds me of teenagers and other stupid people.

yes that was kind of the point, that the article and the quotes in it were so bad that it made me actually use that phrase.

 

[JayWalker]

I'm torn. I don't know if I want Rafa at Chelsea longer or for him to go back to 'Pool.

 

[JustAFan]

I'm torn. I don't know if I want Rafa at Chelsea longer or for him to go back to 'Pool.

Can he do both? Make for some interesting interviews when he manages against himself.

 

[JayWalker]

Can he do both? Make for some interesting interviews when he manages against himself.

I dunno, it'll be the same I think. One of his teams will take a 2 goal lead in half only to surrender that in the 2nd. His complete destruction of the club is what is more amusing, the players, the owners, the fans, he robs their spirit.

 

[Ramshock]

This response to the one sane poster made me laugh.

The sane poster suggested that United were not on the brink of collapse and then the poster replied with this.

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Their(United) Keeper is fecking old, they have no decent RBs, their centre of defense is shite when one of the two is injured, they have no decent cover at LB, their CMs are over-rated, their golden boy is sulking, their hero (Giggs) is on the verge of retirement, Tevez is leaving in the summer, the Hollywood superstar isn't arsed enough to put in decent performances for them.

Their manager is fecking losing it, ranting, ranting and ranting. And then his team gets twatted by us TWICE.

2-1 and 4-1.

The league would have been ours if we didn't have injuries to Torres and Gerrard at crucial times. And it's still not over yet.

They got an easy CL draw, hence they are in the semis. And I couldn't care less about the Carling Cup.

Need more reasons?

Who is the hollywood superstar?

 

[JayWalker]

Berbatov or Ronaldo I'm guessing? Rooney is the granny-shagger, no?

 

[ItsEssexRob]

Who is the hollywood superstar?

Ronaldo without a doubt.

 

[Irwinwastheking]

Everything must have looked so Rosy for the Scousers that year. They then above any other time in recent years really fully did believe that things were on the verge of turning around and they would be back at the top of the table where 'they belong'. It really isn't any wonder they have now became as bitter and twisted as they are when you consider the disappointment they have faced since then. The last 4-5 seasons have been beyond horrible from a scouse POV.

 

[ItsEssexRob]

Indeed, we all laugh and rightly so, but we (Chelsea) will never probably have this feeling as we have never dominated English football like Liverpool did.

Imagine if United went 23 years without a title, I wonder if it would be like RAWK. Much worse if you have delusions of grandeur than if you are a newcomer not winning titles.

 

[Waltraute]

When we play well, we are Rubenesque in our form and function

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=303501.msg11386176#msg11386176

 

[rumac]

When we play well, we are Rubenesque in our form and function

Nah not since Charlie Adam left...

 

[Nogbadthebad]

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=303501.msg11386176#msg11386176

Aside from the pompousness of the language used, the pertinent point is makes no, zero , nada sense.

How can their play be full figured ? Rubenesque is simply an adjective that doesnt apply.

As with several of these things, they seem to just cut and past from an online thesaurus and just throw intelligent sounding words in regardless of meaning.

Its the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

 

[Verminator]

 

[ghaliboy]

I hate the phrase 'What the actual feck'. It reminds me of teenagers and other stupid people.

Lol I've seen you use 'Was it feck', 'Get to feck' and 'Does it feck' and other variations.

I can never understand those ones

 

[Plechazunga]

Lol I've seen you use 'Was it feck', 'Get to feck' and 'Does it feck' and other variations.

I can never understand those ones

The word 'feck' is quite mysterious, no-one really knows what it means.

I mean, it means feck, obviously. But when used in sentences like 'was it feck' it's quite mysterious.

I have a theory about what it means!

 

[Utd heap]

Indeed, we all laugh and rightly so, but we (Chelsea) will never probably have this feeling as we have never dominated English football like Liverpool did.

Imagine if United went 23 years without a title, I wonder if it would be like RAWK. Much worse if you have delusions of grandeur than if you are a newcomer not winning titles.

We went 26 years without a title not that long ago.

I have it on good authority that all United supporters remained rational, composed, and complimented Liverpool on their boring as feck shite football played by a team of cnuts.

 

[ghaliboy]

Hahahah Plech, good read.

Yes I don't get "So he gets up and puts the ball in the back of the net does he? DOES HE feck." Always baffled me.

 

[LawCharltonBest]

Some comments on Phil Jones when he looked nailed on to become a Liverpool player

He will be one of the best defenders in the league in a couple of years

Looks Class.

The way he reads the game means he will be one of the best defenders around

To me, it seems you could throw him into midfield and not miss a beat.

Much better than Gary Cahill

Reminds me of John Terry but without the ego

100% HE IS THE FUTURE OF ENGLANDS CB's!

He will be wearing red next season!

Well at least the last guy was correct.

Their comments now are more along the lines of "he's shit"

 

[ghaliboy]

"Dodged a bullet on that one.."

 

[Plechazunga]

Their comments now are more along the lines of "he's shit"

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

I'm torn. I don't know if I want Rafa at Chelsea longer or for him to go back to 'Pool.

How about a compromise? He goes to citeh

 

[Sky1981]

Fortress Anfield , the best supporter in the world...

fecking hypocrites

 

[coolredwine]

How about a compromise? He goes to citeh

In Keegan's voice, "I would love it, absolutely love it"

 

[JakeC]

I'm torn. I don't know if I want Rafa at Chelsea longer or for him to go back to 'Pool.

Pool.

 

[LawCharltonBest]

Definitely Chelsea. Liverpool have shit manager after shit manager anyway. And will stay upper/mid table as they are. Whereas Chelsea could be a serious threat with the right guidance.

 

[Mr. MUJAC]

Indeed, we all laugh and rightly so, but we (Chelsea) will never probably have this feeling as we have never dominated English football like Liverpool did.

Imagine if United went 23 years without a title, I wonder if it would be like RAWK. Much worse if you have delusions of grandeur than if you are a newcomer not winning titles.

We did!

And we weren't!

 

[ciderman9000000]

Lol I've seen you use 'Was it feck', 'Get to feck' and 'Does it feck' and other variations.

I can never understand those ones

It's not the word 'feck' that I dislike, it's an amazing word. Rather, it's the use of the word 'actual' with it as in the example I quoted that doesn't sit right. It reminds me of Jack Whitehall and the Russell triplets.

 

[Sunny Jim]

Indeed, we all laugh and rightly so, but we (Chelsea) will never probably have this feeling as we have never dominated English football like Liverpool did.

Imagine if United went 23 years without a title, I wonder if it would be like RAWK. Much worse if you have delusions of grandeur than if you are a newcomer not winning titles.

I was bitter last season. But i didn't wish injuries, death or other misfortunes to City. I didn't do that during the Mou era either.

 

[Nogbadthebad]

We did!

And we weren't!

Old Trafford was a far more humorous place back then , you needed a sense of humour really given some of the sides we had in the 70's and 80's.

I rarely get to the place any more, but when I do I kind of feel a bit disappointed. Theres much more theatre and its a far grander occasion, but its very detached from the supporters these days.

Back then we were shit, we knew it, the players knew it, and the occasions we got a good game out of them and spanked someone, it was a better feeling I think.

 

[Sky1981]

When I read RAWk, it's actually scarry, the rate of their moral decline, nowdays wishing injuries and death is the norm, it seems to get worse day by day they're being shit.

I bet they're much more conscious about "the best supporter" in the past, but these extreme exposure to shitness seems to get the better of them

 

[Scots Crusader]

When I read RAWk, it's actually scarry, the rate of their moral decline, nowdays wishing injuries and death is the norm, it seems to get worse day by day they're being shit.

I bet they're much more conscious about "the best supporter" in the past, but these extreme exposure to shitness seems to get the better of them

There is sensible ones. I have 2 brothers, one is an Everton fan the youngest a Liverpool fan. He is very knowlegable about them and you can have a sensible discussion with him.............................apart from Suarez, he has a major blind spot to that gype's antics.

 

[ItsEssexRob]

We did!

And we weren't!

Oh, yeah I mean really if it happens in the future. Its scary( but good) when you think that United fans under the age of 30 really would have no recollection of a time without Fergie, and with less success. I wish others would take note of what sticking by a manager for the long term can achieve!

 

[Ronnie O'Sullivan]

Oh, yeah I mean really if it happens in the future. Its scary( but good) when you think that United fans under the age of 30 really would have no recollection of a time without Fergie, and with less success. I wish others would take note of what sticking by a manager for the long term can achieve!

How about you take FSW for the long term then!

 

[Livvie]

We did!

And we weren't!

Well to be fair, when we did, there was no internet.

 

[Buchan]

Man Utd has to be the luckiest team on earth, do feckall then score out of nowhere, and have the ref being bent as feck giving decisions in your favor.

Is this cnut visually impaired?

 

[Livvie]

Is this cnut visually impaired?

Mentally impaired too.

 

[Waltraute]

the ref being bent as feck giving decisions in your favor

This is objectively the silliest statement ever uttered.

 

[ItsEssexRob]

Is this cnut visually impaired?

Did he really say that?