Had a quick glance, and it doesn't seem he's ever had anything good to say about anyone or anything other than Qatar, because of course.
Richard Keys: The Ramblings of a Madman
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I wonder what will happen if his paymasters buy United?
Looks like Richard Keys’ Caf profile has been found
Any video re these pair of A holes should be banned from here. Hope is if Qatar win then we can ask them to sack these pair as part of the deal.
The players mostly seem embarrassed about it.
Imagine only a low key reaction to that last minute winner. They'd be 20 new threads in the United Forum all based around the players not having any passion, Ten Hag losing the dressing room etc.
The fact that they celebrated like they did shows how much they care and the collective relief.
He'll become a "life-long United fan" and get his own show on MUTV.
Hairy hands loves sticking the fork into Utd, can’t stand the lecherous prick
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He’s going to go into overdrive now his employers have an axe to grind with us.
Doesn’t surprise me he goes on attack given his employers look foolish.
Think it's time for him to head to St Clabberts.
He needs to stop stealing material from the caf
Up until Saturday evening, the Qataris were the devil incarnate for most ABUs including our furry fingered friend. Now they are all firmly wedged up the Qatari ringpiece about what a missed opportunity this is. Hated, adored, etc.
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He’s literally employed by them and has been for years.
He hates us as much as the scousers do. He even sounds like a RAWK poster.
It’s such a positive for me that he hates us, let’s me sleep at night knowing we’re the good guys
Him and Andy Gray on beIN sports is like watching a senile, creepy uncle pretend it's still the 1990's and they're young and good-looking, rather than old men pissing in their diapers.
Swore in his blog today via Twitter. Needs a David Brent "You're hard" gif.
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what a bitter cnut
Ha that's exactly the phrase I took from that too.
Absolute cnut.
He's such a troll. He wasn't that bad when he was at sky which makes me wonder was he was holding back at Sky and trolling in a more subtle way, is he exaggerating now for attention or has he just got more of a troll in the years since.
I could barely watch a minute of that clip. It's so transparent he's trying to be a Piers Morgan style provocateur. You can see him take a slightly unnatural amount of time to speak, as he's thinking "how can I phrase this in the most irritating way". I know that inane shit probably helps viewing figures or something but it's so cringeworthy. If it were a diehard Scouser like Carragher you'd at least believe that he believes what he's saying, with Key he just comes across very disingenuous.
He neglected to mention we are pretty much level with his new favourite Saudi team.
He works for beIN in Qatar, he's definitely not pro-Saudi given they were pirating the feed and the general relations between the 2 countries. I enjoy his blog coming out and the clips of him hosting out there, it's entertaining how ridiculous he is and how he's become so much more pompous than he was when he was on Sky (and he wasn't exactly humble there).
you got to remember pundits and fans were going into this game with the assumption it would be a demolition job by Liverpool. That didn't materialise, so now the likes of Keys (who doesn't like Ten Hag) are throwing a strop
Keys is not a pundit not sure when and how he got it into his head that he's one. Needs to stick to presenting which he's poor at also but at least the talking will be left to actual pundits.
Fat-faced cnut.
He was a presenter at Sky, he now seems to fancy himself and get away with being half pundit.
"Stage 12, never thought id see one"
Keys not far off it anyway, the old demented fecker
I was thinking exactly the same. Isn’t his job to introduce the advert breaks???
Impossible to take a bloke seriously who said "did you smash it" and "you'd be hanging out the back of it"
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Absolute douche.
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Absolute douche.
I was thinking the same. However, we know he hates ManUtd. That can't be hidden.
Why do people give this kind of people any attention? He clearly don't know anything about football, so what does he bring? What can he learn you?
When I read this post and saw "did you smash it", I assumed he was asking a player about a shot they took.