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Wanted to come up with a fat joke but ended up with nothing.
He’s still hoping to start so he can get a pizza the action.He's pasta his prime
In Vice City if you were driving the tank and you rotatated the Canon and fired it continuously behind you, you could build up some serious speed.Anyone remember playing the original 2D Gran Theft Auto?
Remember the lorries being one of the quickest vehicles in the game when you get them on a long straight and they start building momentum?
Sorry, a little off topic but it just popped into my head for some reason.
Conte said he cannoli play once he's slimmed down.
QualityConte said he cannoli play once he's slimmed down.
There’s hope for him yet then with a rich diet of cannellini beans.In Vice City if you were driving the tank and you rotatated the Canon and fired it continuously behind you, you could build up some serious speed.
Lorries were best for running over those guys who walked about in a straight line. Cant remember now if they were gang members or a cult. You could get the lot in one go with a well aimed lorry.Anyone remember playing the original 2D Gran Theft Auto?
Remember the lorries being one of the quickest vehicles in the game when you get them on a long straight and they start building momentum?
Sorry, a little off topic but it just popped into my head for some reason.
Conte said he cannoli play once he's slimmed down.
Yes, exactly what I was thinking. I’m 6,5 and in the best shape I’ve been since end of high school, I weigh 102 kg.He's just 6'4. He has no business being that heavy. I am 6'2 in average shape and only weigh 75 kg.
Gary Neville said he was over 100 kg so there is no reason to doubt this information.There's no way he's 104 kg.
Problem is his weight gain took place while he already had the training schedule of a professional athlete. It's not like he hasn't being going to the gym over the last year, or doing cardio. He put on this bulk while training a lot more than you did to lose it. Which likely makes it trickier to shift, I suspect. Especially as his training is supposed to be designed to get him in peak condition to perform in a football match, not just to lose weight in whatever way he can.I’m 6 foot and was about 107kg a couple of months ago. It took a few weeks of eating right and going to the gym to drop to 100kg. Surely a professional footballer can do that.
Conte said he cannoli play once he's slimmed down.
GgConte said he cannoli play once he's slimmed down.
I’m not defending Lukaku, but muscles weight more than fat, and he has a lot of them. So it’s not really fair to compare him to an average man with a much bigger body fat percentage; I’m sure that he was much leaner at Everton though, I’d expect something closer to 90-95 kilos (quick googling tell me the same numbers).He's just 6'4. He has no business being that heavy. I am 6'2 in average shape and only weigh 75 kg.
Quality, the best one yetConte said he cannoli play once he's slimmed down.
That's exactly what popped into my head the first time I heard somebody mention his apparent speedinessAnyone remember playing the original 2D Gran Theft Auto?
Remember the lorries being one of the quickest vehicles in the game when you get them on a long straight and they start building momentum?
Sorry, a little off topic but it just popped into my head for some reason.
People aren’t arguing that he wasn’t big due to too much muscle gain, but you wouldn’t compare him to someone who’s actually fat. As in having a massive beer belly.He took his own advice about being grown ass man too literally.
Anyone who argued that he wasn't fat last year should be quoted.
If he hasn't eaten them.He might get called up to Belgium’s rugby team yet!
He looks more like a heavyweight boxer than a footballer.It's blatantly obvious just from looking at him. Muscle, fat, bones it doesn't matter. He is far far too heavy to be a modern footballer.