It's all your fault of course.
You did not vote, which would have made it a draw. This would have sent it to penalties. In a normal year, Indnyc's 5 Germans would have been an instant win. But England winning a penalty shootout in a World Cup proves that Mars is in retrograde and the cosmic rays will always cause a team with Germans to lose a penalty shootout in 2018.
So I blame you and the Zimartinis you were drinking