Film Ruin a movie with the smallest change possible

Rudie

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Ruin a movie with the smallest change possible.

I'll start.

"Luke, I am your...

Step-father..."
 
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Dr Lecter turns to agent Starling and replies... "I ate his liver with some...

baked beans and a nice ribena"
 

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“If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will call the police.”
 

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An elderly inventor suffers a heart attack and dies before giving real hands to Edward, leaving him "unfinished" with sporks instead.
 

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“You talkin’ to me? Or the guy next to me?”

“We’re going to need a considerably smaller boat”

“I’m quite pleased to see so many snakes on this plane”
 

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"Thank Christ for global warming Captain, that iceberg could have caused some damage..."
 

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Peter Parker gets bitten by a gnat and becomes gnatman, spends a week honing his new found abilities before dying of a super short lifespan.
 

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Takagi gives Hans the access code, they access the vault quickly and quietly and nobody gets hurt.
 

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Darth Vader "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Luke Skywalker "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
 

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Forrest Gump - the heartbreaking tale of a loveable, dimwitted boy who dies from polio at a young age.